I’ve had my share of partying hard. People who only met me in the past 10 years probably wouldn’t believe how wild I was back in college and during my early days in RX. I guess that’s why I’m such a good boy now, because my body is now asking for retribution after all the abuse I put it through. No more drunken nights that I remember nothing of the next day, no more going straight to boardwork still groggy without sleep, no more.
May 12, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Partied Too Hard – Sent in by: Alexa
- Stiv0 – If you wake up naked the next morning in bed with your 40-year-old spinster neighbor wearing your shirt. And when you ask her: “What are you doing here?” She answers: “Because this is my house. Yours is next door.”
- Rvincent – If you go to a party as Danilo, and you leave as “Danica”.
- No name – If while peeing, you think: “Ang lamig naman sa C.R. na ‘to!” Then you realize you’re peeing in the fridge.
- Big Poppa – If you wake up with a wad of cash in your hand and with a sore behind.
- No name – If you’re walking home late at night, and everytime kumidlat, ngumingiti ka, kasi feeling mo, “picture picture!”
- Boknoi – If you’re having a hard time heating your dinner in the TV, and having difficulty tuning in the microwave to watch the NBA.
- Greg – Kung pag-gising mo, suot mo na panty ni kumare mo.
- Bencoco – If you wake between your maid AND your driver.
- Urduja – If you get to the office the next day with everyone giving you a weird stare, only to realize you only drew one eyebrow on.
- Uglybelle – Kung pumikit ka na nasa club ka sa Makati, pero pagdilat mo nasa Blumenttrit Market ka na kinabukasan.
- Kirsten – My friend puked on the inside of his windshield, and was trying to wipe it off using his wipers, which were outside.
- Sasha Purse – If you wake up the next morning already married to a stripper who turned out to be a tranny.
- Sasha Purse/Boknoi – If the next day, the professor calls your name during attendance, and you shout: “In Da Houz!”
- Sasha Purse – If all your stories the next day end with: “…then everything got blurry.”
- Mister Clean – If you kiss the car goodnight after you parked the wife.
- Eylek – If you get home with the right car, but the wrong girlfriend.
- Rvincent – Your friend raises FIVE fingers and asks you how many, and you answer: “FOUR!” while raising THREE.
- Gooey Kablooey – You wake up with a strange kid shouting in your face, saying: “Daddy!”
- Mojacko – After a long night of partying, you finally sleep, but when you wake up, it night time again!
- RC & Cess – You go to the office canteen and when you wanted more coffee, you ended up shouting: “Manang, tagay!”
- No name – Your series of questions go something like: “Sino ka? Nasan brief ko? Bakit ako nasa Bulacan? Anong kasal?!?”
- Boknoi – You realize the older woman you slept with was your former 3rd grade teacher.
- Mr. Perk – You see the rush hour crowd at the MRT and you jump into the middle shouting: “MOSH PIT!”
- Tukneneng – Kung lahat ng kaibigan mo tanggal ang tama dahil sa paga-alaga sa yo.
- Boknoi – At the casino I used to work for, it was common for drunk guests to ask: “Anong oras na?” And if I say: “Alas sais.” They’d ask: “Umaga o gabi?”
