97 comments on “The Top Ten Taray Quotes

  1. Personal Trainer: Sige na ma’am mag-sign na po kayo para bumalik yung dati nyong katawan.
    Ate ko: Bakit? Close ba tayo?

  2. during the may 10 elections my tita who’s been in line for the past three hours is tired, hungry and really losing her patience because of the guy who manages the lines in her precinct. he was flirting with a pretty girl in line and asks her “Miss anong number mo?” and when the girl showed her number stub the manong goes: “Ay matagal ka pa, gusto mo mauna ka na dito?”. My tita upon hearing this told the manong: “Sige manong pasingitin mo siya nang dumugin ka ng maraming pagod at maiinit na ulong tao dito.”

  3. During one outing with my officemates…
    Boss: Huy wag ka mag-swimming sa malayo ha, malalim…
    Friend: Oo nga ma’am e, baka lamunin ako ng dagat…
    Me: Duh. Anu ka ba baka iluwa ka pa nga e.

  4. Sa isang hallway sa office… Nakikipagkwentuhan ako sa isang friend..
    Matabang Babae: Excuse me!!!! You’re blocking my way!!! (Pasigaw)
    sagot ko…
    Me: I think YOU are blocking your own way!!!

  5. someone asked me, “anong gusto mong pasalubong?” i said, i want nothing but inner peace.. can you buy that?”

  6. Enemy: Feeling mo maganda ka?!!
    Me: Aba,aba!! Kumpara sayo talagang oo!!

    Enemy: (When she/he says something bad about you,e.g:panget,malandi)
    Answer: At talagang sa pagmumukhang yan pa talaga nanggaling ang mga salitang yan no.?

    Alam mo,walang ginawang panget ang Diyos eh.
    Eh ikaw? Sure ka ba na DIYOS ang gumawa sayo??

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  9. correction lang: this should read as –> May 11, “2009″ → The Top Ten Taray Quotes – Sent in by: Astroboy

    May 11, 2010 is “Interesting quotes from your mother”.

  10. kanina sa tindahan…

    tindera: anu hanap mo??

    I answered: kapayapaan pagmamahal at pagkakaisa..meron po ba kau nun??

  11. sunday morning pumunta ako sa laundry shop
    melchi: miss pwede ko ba makuha to on sunday morning kailangan ko kasi (sabay pakita ng dirty clothes)
    miss laundry: magpapalaba kayo sir?
    melchi: hindi ibibigay ko sana sayo to tong mga damit ko mukhang kasya sa yo eh
    miss laundry: si sir talaga mapagbiro
    melchi: sir ka dyan, mam ako ok !!

  12. …umaga ng naisipan kong bumili ng ice sa isang bahay n malapit sa amin… Seeing the ice for sale sign infront of their gate… Tumawag ako… Pabili nga? And then a lady replied ano yun? Sagot ko syempre ano pa ba ang bibilhin ko sa inyo eh ice for sale lang naman nakapaskil sa gate nyo

  13. Korean: “I used to have an Indian girlfriend” (ngayon married na siya to a Filipina pero mahilig sya makipag-flirt sa mga babae sa office)

    sa isip ko: Why didn’t you choose her? “You smell the same.”

  14. me: Maybe you like Amanda (the one the Korean flirts with)

    Korean: No, I’m already taken. I’m married. I’m sold out. How about you? Noone will buy you.

    me: No, because no one can afford me

  15. (in a taray expression) ang masasabi ko lang “natatawa ako ” ha ha ha. the #3 entry was use by Sen. Mirriam Santiago in her speech in U.P. di kaya nabasa nya to….

  16. CoooL, Lovely!! =)

    You Smile, I Smile
    You Laugh, I Laugh
    You Die … hah, Mag-isa ka!! (Sarap-sarap mabuhay eh)
    Duh!! >.<

  17. nag paalam ako sa teacher ko na mag cr..

    ako : maam class pass po ..

    teacher : wala akong classpass anak ii

    ako: nanay kita ?

  18. Di ko kailangang MAKIPAGTALO para lang MAPATUNAYAN na MATATAG akong tao. Minsan kailangan ko rin MANAHIMIK di dahil TAKOT ako.Kundi dahil ang MATINONG tulad ko ay di dapat PUMATOL sa mga taong kaLEVEL ng “ASO!

  19. bat ka nakikisali sa away ??
    d ka naman dapat dun .!
    kac anq yabang yabang mo .!
    naqhahamon ka pa nq suntukan .!
    e kunq suntukin ko kaya ang mata monq malaki .!
    tapos feelinq qwapo ka pa .!
    owl naman anq mata .!

  20. Chico, may pinagsamahan tayo. (I have a picture to prove it), now, go to our prom and host with Delle!! Email me your reply to my taray statement! ;;)=))))

  21. WIKIPEDIA : skin su2lat ka lng ng word at ha2napan ko ng meaning …

    GOOGLE : haha ! yn lng ba ? skin sulat ka ng word at magpa2lbas ako ng mrming sources ..

    INTERNET : tumahmik nga kau … kung wla ako wla kaung silbi !! …

    COMPUTER : huh ? ako dpt ngsabi nyan ehh .
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    ELECTRICITY : cge magsalita lng kau … mki2nig ako …

  22. bawasan ang kaartehan kung d naman sagad ang kagandahan,madaling sabhin na maganda ka mahirap hanapin kung saan banda.

  23. “time is ..
    too slow for those who wait ,
    too swift for those who fear,
    too long for those who grieve,
    too short for those who rejoice,
    .
    .
    .
    ..
    .
    but for those who love ..
    time is Enternity..”:))<3

  24. Kung gusto mong maging APOY para masunog kaming mga PLASTiC, pwes gusto rin naming mga PLASTiC na maging tubig para mapatay ka namin at para wala ng rason para maging PLASTiC kami >;D heLlyEah !

  25. Habang papuntang terminal ng tricycle..
    Tricycle driver: (dumaan, walang sakay) Miss! Miss! Tricycle o.
    Me: Bakit? Binebenta mo??

  26. i want all of the contents on this site keep on posting such funny pambasag quotes for those person who dont know how to do it…..^^.v.. (sana nga dumami pa)

  27. sa isang kantin may magmemeryenda na magbabarkaga tindera: oorder po ba kayu? costumer: ay hindi tatambay lng kmi kasi may hnihintay kmi; xiempre oorder kya nga may kantin pra omorder eh ng pakain” nkakaloka ka?

  28. Ako magisa walking at the canteen ng may biglang sumabay sakin
    Boy: Miss may kasama ka ba?
    Ako:Depende….
    Boy: Depende kung(sabay malaasong ngiti)

    Ako:Depende kung marunong ka magbilang….

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