The Top Ten Date Quotes

I was never big on dates. Either I went out on “friendly” dates or none at all.  I was never really confident enough to ask someone out on a DATE date.  I kind of went from single to double without really having gone through the whole dating part.  So I don’t really have lots of dates stories to tell.

May 7, 2009 → The Top Ten Date Quotes – Sent in by: Hakuna Matata

1. Oscardelahopia – Guy: “Sa Satrbucks nalang tayo kasi may wifi dun.” Girl: “Sa McDo nalang, may apple fie dun.”
2. Adel – Advice from a dentist: “Treat your dates like your toothbrush. Don’t let anybody else use it, but change it every 2 months.”
3. LilRedShiningNips – When I asked a friend how his date went, he frowned and said: “Binentahan ako ng peanut butter after our dinner.”
4. Boknoi – A woman I’ve been bugging for a date finally texted me: “Come on over, nobody’s home.” I rushed to her house, and true enough…nobody was home.
5. Zippydiaperpants – Guy: “What’s your zodiac? Mine is Cancer.” Girl: “Uhm…mine is …goiter?”
6. Zeni Grand – After smooching in his car, my date told me: “I feel gay. Kissing you is like kissing a guy.”
7. Camila Rosa – I told my friend: “I heard your date’s measurements were 39-23-35?” Gian: “Yeah, too bad it wasn’t in that order.”
8. OscarDelaHopia – Girl: “Sa palagay mo maganda kung magpapadagdag ako ng boobs?” Guy: “Ay, parang pangit pag tatlo ang suso…”
9. Kyogz – Guy: “I hope you’re not a video game.” Girl: “Huh? Why?” Guy: “Coz I hope you’re not TEKKEN.”
10. PurpleRose – Woody Allen: “Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.”
11. Astroboy – Banat ng girl to a torpe guy: “If you’re willing to chase me…I promise, I’ll run slow.”
12. Gooey Kablooey – A guy actually told me after a date: “Alam mo, gusto ka talaga i-date ng pinsan ko…”
13. Specialist – Guy: “Nood tayong sine?” Girl: “Iki-kiss mo ko?” Guy: “Hindi!” Girl: “Hihipuan mo ko?” Guy: “Hindi!” Girl: “Hahawakan mo boobs ko?” Guy: “Promise, hindi!” Girl: “Puwes, manood kang mag-isa mo!”
14. Your Highness – First thing a blind date tells me after we introduced ourselves: “Ano plano mo after natin mag-check-in?”
15. Gabby – I make sure to pick the best restos when I take a girl out on a date. So after dinner, I asked my date: “So…how do you find the place?” She answered: “Easy, I asked the guard for directions.”
16. Greg – When I asked a super HOT date who looked like a morena version of Anne Curtis if she wanted coffee, she answered: “Sige, either kape ng Mini-Staff or Tarvax…” Patay.
17. Sweet – I was shocked that a hot younger guy asked me out on a date. While we were making out, he whispered: “Ang type ko talaga yung mukhang nanay…”
18. Gretch – I was trying to flirt with my date, so I told him: “I know what you’re hiding between your legs…” He had this panicked look and said: “Paano mo nalamang may hadhad ako?”
19. Marianne – I told a date who supposedly loves movies: “Hey, Meryl’s nominated again for the Oscars!” My date said: “Wow, yung anak ni Willie? Galing talaga ng Pinoy!”
20. CBboating – At a coffee shop, I came late for a date with a pa-sosyal girl. She shouts: “Where did you…where have you…saan ka ba galing?!?”
21. C. Vanilla Ben – Girl1: “O, kumusta date mo kagabi?” Girl2: “Eto, sumakit ang boobs ko…nasobrahan sa kape.” Girl1: “Ha, may ganung effect ang kape?” Girl2: “Oo naman, kape-pisil at kape-pindot…”