The Top Ten Memorable Pinoy Quotes

Nice twist that I’m posting this mere days before our national elections.  During these moments you really feel Pinoy, whether for better or for worse, whether you’re voting or not, whether you’re invested in it or not.  You can see it as a scary time to be Pinoy, or the best time to be one. Caveat: Of course many of these “quotes” are actually jokes.

May 4, 2009 → The Top Ten Memorable Pinoy Quotes – Sent in by: SC

1. Blitzkrieg – In a gay beauty pageant, the host asked a contestant: “What is the one thing that symbolizes HAPPINESS for you?” The gay contestant paused, thought for a while and smiled: “EGGPLANT po!”
2. GRACiA – In a comedy bar, the gay comedian talked about inspecting the people entering the club: “Para sa mga babae, dapat labingwalong gulang pataas. Sa mga lalaki naman, anim na pulgada pahaba.”
3. Manong Driver – In a TV news bit, a policeman caught a hold-upper and goes: “This man is a…this man is…manloloko po ito, manloloko!”
4. Jayswong – Inday Badiday to a lost child on her show: “Kilala mo ba kung sino ako?” KId: “Opo.” Inday Badiday: “Sige nga, sino ako?” Kid: “Bakla po.”
5. Keyfaust – Alma Moreno was asked: “What can you say about violence in Philippine movies today?” She supposedly answered: “Naku, gitara nga hindi ako marunong, violence pa!”
6. Akosimael – Ruffa G to Kris A, who mentioned that her mom raised them not to talk back to their parents: “Kris naman, i-compare mo ba naman ang mom mo sa mom ko.”
7. Julian – A starlet was asked: “Ano ang edge mo sa ibang artista?” She answered: “Edge ko po? 24 years old po.”
8. No name – Reporter: “Balita ko wall-to-wall carpeting sa bahay mo.” Alma Moreno: “Hindi naman, sa sahig lang…”
9. Albert – DOH’s Dr. Eric Tayag, when asked if Swine Flu can be had from eating pork: “Hindi bumabahing ang karne.”
10. Cheezee – A starlet was asked how she liked the movie and she answered: “TEN thumbs up!”
11. Doraemon – Miriam Defensor-Santiago’s reactions to the Americans on VFA: “The problem with the Americans, is that they are overpaid, oversexed and over here.”
12. Camila Rosa – Miriam Defensor-Santiago on her opponents: “Many, if n0t all, of my presidential opponents, are certifiable idiots.”
13. TwistdSaint – Celia Rodriguez during an awards night: “And the winner goes to…”
14. Doraemon – Quote from Imelda Marcos: “People say I’m extravagant because I want to be surrounded by beauty. But tell me, who wants to be surrounded by garbage?”
15. Febkinse - Pacquiao: “Honey, buksan mo na yung sweets.” Jinky: “Sweets? Nasaan? Ang lambing mo naman, may pasalubong ka pa sa akin!” Pacquiao: “Yung sweets ng ilaw. Ang dilim kaya!”
16. Febkinse - Erap: “Miss, pabili nga ng ballpen.” Saleslady: “Sori sir wala p0 kaming ballpen.” Erap: “Ano ba yan, PENSHOPPE walang ballpen!”
17. Febkinse - GMA: “Sorry late ako. Grabe ang brownout sa Makati, 1hr kami sa elevator.” ERAP: “Mas grabe ang brown out sa San Juan, 2hrs kami ni Jinggoy sa escalator!”
18. Mr. Perk/No name – Melanie Marquez: “Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend, na buhay pa!”
19. Rhea – During an interview, Kris Aquino asked Anne Curtis: “Maarte ka ba?” Anne replied: “Oo,parang ikaw!”
20. Pumba – Angelica Jones when asked about Onemig Bondoc: “Ang masasabi ko lang, wala siyang BREATHING!”
21. Jorik – Host asked beauty contestant: “If you win, what problem of our country will you address first?” She answered: “I will promote drug abuse.”
22. Jorik – Host: “What is the role of the runner-up?” Beauty Contestant: “The role of the first runner up is…is…can I have an interpreter?”
23. Parry Hotter – Someone asked Imelda Marcos: “Madam, how rich are you?” Imelda: “Darling, if you can count it, you’re not rich.”
24. No name – Vilma Santos interviewed after her wedding: Interviewer: “How do you feel?” Vilma: “I’m just glad the marriage is over!”
25. Pookie! – Host: “What’s your best feature?” Beauty Contestant: “My graduation feature.”
26. TReiz – Seen on twitter, “Don’t f*ck with me, I’m half Filipino, and I’ll Manny Pacquiao you, bitch!”
27. Blitzkrieg – Melanie Marquez’ acceptance speech for winning Best Actress: “Salamat po sa Board of Judges. Ito na ho yata ang pinakamaligaya kong Pasko at Manigong Bagong Taon sa inyong lahat!”
28. Akosimael – Starlet during a peace rally: “Stop war, not peace!”
29. The Trifler – Vicky Belo when asked about her diet: “You should eat yung mga sosyal na fish.”
30. Glenskie – From a co-writer sa Collegian: “Gaga, hindi ako bakla!”
31. Gorgeous Bitch -Manny Pacquiao on the Hatton fight: “Nothing personalan.”
32. Hellgirl - Randy David on his arrest during PP1017: “Isang paraan para di mahuli sa rally, inglisin mo yung pulis.”
33. Boknoi – Dolphy on running for office: “Madaling tumakbo, eh paano pag nanalo?”
34. RC & Cess – On Philippine politics: “Pagkatapos ng eleksyon, dalawang klase lang ang politiko – NANALO at DINAYA.”

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