And I Will Always Love…RAWR!

You have to watch this all the way until the end, I promise you it’ll be worth it!

I swear, Pinoys are best when it comes to stuff like this. Amazing!

Here’s another one. I don’t understand a thing, but inasmuch as I feel guilty laughing at what seems like a horrible thing happening to someone, I can’t help it.

The Top Ten Signs That You Are High Maintenance

Many people I know (especially women) bristle whenever this word is used to describe them.  It’s a raw nerve that’s hit whenever a girl is called high maintenance.  Boys are never really called this, because usually, it’s the boys who do the maintaining.  So usually, a girl is either high maintenance or “one of the boys” or in Tagalog, “koboy”.

May 15, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are High Maintenance – Sent in by: Specialist

  1. Tukneneng – I have a friend who has 2 minors, in addition to a difficult major, because it’s her boyfriend who does her papers.  She has a car, but her boyfriend makes hatid-sundo from Diliman to Rizal.
  2. Ching – My Golden Retriever won’t eat unless he’s literally fed using a spoon. The ONE time he ate by himself was when he was on the sofa, while our maid was on the floor, holding his doggie bowl as he ate.
  3. Zee – I know someone who will only breastfeed her own baby if a yaya will hold the baby to her breast. She gets tired daw eh.
  4. Swordfish007 – When my friend’s car is coding, she will only drive one car: her dad’s 7 series.  If she can’t, then she’ll just stay home, even if other cars are available.
  5. YñaKì – My cousin’s husband, who’s British, would drink only beer after meals, and only ‘Perrier’ sparkling water and canned ginger ale as chaser for his bourbon whiskey!
  6. Whoabanana – I’m so spoiled with my titas. Whenever they shop for their kids, dapat meron din ako. And if I can’t go with them, they deposit money in my account to make up for it.
  7. Blair – If you only patronize products withs name most people can’t pronounce like Lanvin, Loboutin, Lacroix & Blahnik.
  8. Eien17 – If the only men who can keep up with your demands are smugglers and mga lider ng sindikato.
  9. Cherry – When Mariah wanted to fly her dog 1st class to where she was, she was told that they don’t allow dogs to ride 1st class. So she hired a limo to drive her dog from LA to New York.
  10. Eleapot – I had a classmate in U.P. who was fetched by her brother to be driven from one building to another, because she cannot ride a jeep.
  11. RalphWaldo – We had a visitor from Geneva who was vegetarian, so we brought her to this organic restaurant in Tagaytay. She won’t eat anything even the salad because according to her, they might have been touched with bare hands.
  12. Miyaka – A groupmate from Xavier was tasked to get something in SM North. He asked: “Uhm…aircon ba ang SM?” He’s never set foot in an SM mall.
  13. Supergirl ni Superman – When my friend’s car is coding, he brings their family’s ambulance! Complete with siren blaring.
  14. LadyG – Sabi ng friend ko high maintenance daw ako kasi I have the following illnesses: myocardial ischemia, chronic anemia, slipped disc, amoebiasis, allergies, Carpal Tunnel Syndrome, vertigo and Short Term Memory!
  15. Dru - I drink ONLY distilled water. Not mineral, not purified, not alkaline.
  16. No name – I know someone who requires whoever’s having a birthday to pick her up himself so she would attend his party.
  17. No name – My officemate checks in at Mandarin Oriental everytime it’s her day off. She’s been doing that for the past 2 years.
  18. Acer – If you always let her choose her birthday gifts because she has a tendency to get upset if she doesn’t like what you picked for her.
  19. Mr. Perk – We have a friend who will only attend a dinner if she gets to arrive last and if we ensure that the escalators are all working.
  20. Boknoi – Before the date, ang magkakasama sa wallet mo, sina Jose Abad Santos, Ninoy Aquino, at Manuel Roxas.  After the date, nag-iisa nalang si Manuel Quezon.

Monster Scholars 2010

For the second straight year, Monster Radio RX 93.1 launched its Monster Scholar program to help deserving youths to continue their education by way of sponsoring their first semester for school year 2010.  Last year, Monster Radio decided to sponsor 2 students, but to our surprise, an additional 3 students were sponsored through the support of groups of listeners who offered their aid as well.  So what should’ve been just 1 scholar, ended up as 5.

This year however, expectations were not only matched, but exceeded beyond expectations.  Monster Radio RX 93.1 decided to sponsor 2 once again, but an overwhelming response from our listeners enabled us to award a scholarship to all 10 finalists!  In all, we were able to raise P281, 651.oo  in donations from listeners alone!  This amount is separate from what RX contributed.  We were just overjoyed to see such support from our listeners, enabling more students to continue their education.  From Areane whose father had a heart attack in Saudi Arabia, to Mary Grace whose twin sister has heart problems, to Rainne who’s taking care of her father who recently suffered a stroke, to Rochelle whose mother is battling breast cancer, to Hazel whose mother suffers from Bipolar disorder, and the others who are all struggling to process what life has dealt them the past couple of years.

On a personal note, Delle and I are just so proud of The Morning Rushers, who, with no prodding from us, got together and came up with a fund drive among themselves, plugged it on The Morning Rush Forum, and was able to gather enough funds to co-sponsor 2 scholars.  I’m sure many of them don’t have much themselves, but you found a way to give, no matter the amount.  Some even from Rushers abroad.  I’m so proud of you guys, more than you can ever imagine!  Not only are you fun and witty and smart, but you have big compassionate hearts as well.  I know we joke a lot, but with all seriousness, we’re truly honored to have people like you listen to Monster Radio RX 93.1.

These are the 2 scholars that the Rushers are co-sponsoring with other kind souls:

Rochelle Piramide

(taking up Nursing at UERM-MMC)

Rainne Paz-Ferrido

(taking up Secondary Education at UST)

Again, we cannot thank enough everyone who pitched in for a worthy cause.  If not for the help of all the donors, we would only have 2 sponsors this year.  But because of many people’s generosity, this year we have 10 Monster Scholars.  And the experience of helping out people in need enriches both giver and recipient.  It gives us all a sense of community, that we are not alone.  That in times of need, there are people, although they may be few, there are people nevertheless who would help in whatever capacity they can.  And should the time come when you’re the one who’s in a position to help, that you’d do the same.  Days like these, my faith in human nature shines a little brighter.

Dog Wash Weekend Invite

This coming Sunday, me and my Yorkie, Cairo, will be at Bonifacio High Street (in front of Hobbes and Landes) for Dog Wash Weekend.  I’ll be doing some hosting duties around 3pm, then Cairo will be washed and groomed as well.  Then, we’ll have our picture taken, after he’s all cleaned and groomed.  I heard fellow RX jock Gelli Victor and her Pomeranian, Colette will also be there.  So I’d like to extend the invitation to you all in case you’d like to join us.  We’ll be there by 3pm, but the event is a whole day thing, starting at 10am and ending at 6pm.  If you’re an animal lover, you’d might want to have your dog groomed.  Or if you’re pet-less, you might want to just look at some amazing dogs who would probably be there with their humans.

Why join us when you can just bring your dog to your regular groomer?  The money you’ll pay for services rendered will go to a good cause.  Proceeds will be donated to Animal Kingdom Foundation in their efforts of rescuing and rehabilitating dogs bound for the slaughterhouse.  As described in their website, “AKF’s mission is to support, protect and promote welfare and the rights of animals; to eliminate the practice of illegal slaughter of dogs for human consumption and to introduce legislations or amendments in the existing animal-welfare laws of the Philippines.”  If you have pets you love like your own family, or any person with a modicum of love for animals will surely be disgusted at what people still do to dogs in this day and age.

Please learn more, check out their website: Animal Kingdom Foundation.

So if you’re free on Sunday, do try to check it out!  Even if you’re not inclined to be a freedom fighter for animals, you might enjoy even just being around all those wonderful dogs.  I also heard that the day before, Saturday, May 22, CARA Welfare Phils will be having an adoption booth for rescued animals also at Bonifacio High Street, at the same location opposite Hobbes & Landes, 4pm – 9pm.  You might also want to check that one out.  I know I will!

Check out CARA’s website as well: CARA Welfare Phils.

Underwater Photos (Batangas)

Underwater photography while snorkeling is extra challenging for me because one, my vantage point is always from the top, which is never fish’s good angle; two, I struggle so much trying to sink that all the jerky movements tend to scare the fish away; and three, since I’m so far away, I have the tendency to depend on the zoom, which diminishes the picture quality to a large extent.  So the quality of snorkeling pictures is nowhere near as good as photos taken while diving, which gives so much better perspective.  Plus I used my waterproof Canon D10.  I prefer the photo quality of my Olympus Camedia 5060.  For me, huge difference.

These were the photos I took while the RX staff went snorkeling in the Dive & Trek house reef.  I swear, the few minutes we spent there yielded so many sightings of different species of fish.  Those I can identify I will, for the others that I can’t specify, I’ll try to come as close as I can.  I remember that when taking my advance course in diving, I loved the part where we did fish identification.  When you see the biodiversity of Philippine waters, you really get a strong urge to try and keep the ocean life alive and prospering.  Sadly, if we don’t do anything collectively to preserve the ecology of our waters, we might live to see the day when we can no longer find fish as stunningly beautiful as these to take photos of.

The next two photos are quite blurred because these fish are so skittish, that I could barely manage to shoot from afar before they swam away:

Crocodile Longtom

Trumpetfish

Bluespotted Rockcod

Moorish Idol

The next three photos are from the family of fish that’s pretty common in reefs, very easy to find, and lots of colorful species to enjoy.  These are just three of plentiful versions of this beautiful fish.

Lattice Butterflyfish

Vagabond Butterflyfish

Pacific Triangular Butterflyfish

Brown Tang

Anemonefish

Either a Lizardfish or a Grubfish

Jeweled Blenny

If you hear crunching sounds under the sea, there’s probably one of these nearby.  They feed on corals, so you’d probably find them crunching away at the hard corals with their parrot beaks.  I could never distinguish the different species of this rainbow-splashed fish because they all look the same to me.  I don’t know if this is an endangered species, but I often find these fish offered as grilled fare every time I’m in Puerto Galera.

Dusky Parrotfish

Scribbled Filefish (juvenile)

These are pretty hard to photograph when snorkeling. They usually stay in open deeper water, so they’re harder to sneak up on.  Although the bigger versions of the unicornfish are much braver so I’ve had a couple of close encounters with those during some dives.  These can get really huge.

Bignose Unicornfish

Possibly my favorite of the reef fish, the triggerfish.  I find them very regal.  Although I’m petrified of the biggest of the bunch, the Giant Triggerfish, mainly because it really bites when you’re in its territory, I’m fascinated with the smaller cousins, the more harmless variants of this stunning fish.  The designs on their bodies are rarely matched in the ocean kingdom.

Striped Triggerfish

Paddlefin Triggerfish

Black-blotch Triggerfish

This one I’m really stoked to have found.  It’s very rare to find juveniles of many fish species mainly because they usually hide in rock crevices and wisely stay out of the open water.  This is a breathtaking fish to behold with its bright blue stripes that stand out like neon in the water.  No wonder they hide a lot, they’re so easy to spot.

Half-circled Angelfish (juvenile)

Here’s how this fish will look like as an adult, an old photo I took from a previous dive.  It’s a humongous fish, but very gentle.  The sheer beauty of this large fish is awesome to behold.  This specific fish had the diameter of maybe a coffee table.

Half-circled Angelfish (adult)

The Top Ten Signs That You’re Sleazy

I refuse to admit that I’m sleazy. I prefer to describe myself as “open-minded” to life’s many “pleasures”.  But some actions, statements, etc., are across-the-board sleazy, I guess, and these are some of them.  I’d like to think I dabble more on the grayer side of the spectrum.

May 14, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Sleazy – Sent in by: Astroboy

  1. No name – My sister was in high school when her male P.E. teacher tucked in her P.E. uniform in front of the class. Our dad had the teacher fired.
  2. Rvincent – A friend worked in Dubai and he doesn’t have facial hair. One time in a market, an Arab rubbed his “stick” on my friend’s butt twice. The Arab thought he was gay because he didn’t have a beard.
  3. Perfect – We have an officemate, everytime he’s talking to a pretty girl, he keeps his hand in his pocket, and before long, you can see his hand moving inside his pocket.
  4. Kym – On the bus, I thought this guy had his umbrella handle sticking out from between his legs…until I saw the curly hair at the base.  I stood up and hit him with my bag.
  5. Fedex – While riding at the back of a cab in traffic, the car next to us was pointing to my driver. That’s when I realized he was playing with himself!
  6. No name – If you bluetooth porn videos to complete strangers in public places.
  7. Camilla Rosa – In an FX I felt something cold and hard on my lap. When I looked, it was a guys genitalia.
  8. Angel Shadowsong – If you fantasize that sweaty stinky construction workers do the deed with you against your will.
  9. Jesse – I caught my mom with a Kama Sutra hidden between DVD’s. Ewww!
  10. Rvincent - If your “my videos” folder contains subfolders like: amateur, ebony, fetish, g2g, hentai, teen, and tranny.
  11. Doctor Rotot – If you deliberately stopped your car in the middle of a very busy highway just so you can have a good view of Angel Locsin’s armpit.
  12. Joeshred – If you always go commando then cut holes in your pants pockets.
  13. Dixie Dynamite – If you meet up with a friend in Starbucks just to exchange porn in your laptops.
  14. Rocksmith – My friend secretly takes photos of women’s feet in slippers with his cellphone because it’s his fetish.
  15. Jaeda – If whenever you see a pregnant woman, you start imagining how she and her husband did it.
  16. Rvincent – True Story: an officemate went to the office doctor complaining of dizziness. The doctor offered her a breast exam.
  17. No name/McMaki – When you get turned on watching sex on Animal Planet.
  18. Gracia – We know of a gay urologist who insists on a rectal exam even if the guy is just complaining of a sore throat.
  19. Nish – A guy prof would always adjust our nametags pinned on our chests.
  20. Gracia – Gay doctors always grab the butts of handsome male murse or security guards – KAINGGIT, este, KADIRI pala!
  21. Mr. Perk – If you frequent salons because you get turned on everytime the assistants shampoo your hair.
  22. RC & Cess – If you get turned on by naked mannequins.
  23. Doraemon – If you borrow a friend’s phone then you secretly pasaload to your own cellphone.
  24. No name – I’m sleazy because I wear my wife’s undies after she uses them.
  25. Mr. Miser – If you have a complete collection of all the “scandal” DVD’s.
  26. Jamie – If you get slightly turned on by the scantily clad taong grasa.
  27. Bookworm – In an FX, when a guy pretends to scratch his knee, but he’s actually touching your bare leg.
  28. Boknoi – Wife: “Hon, yung cellphone ko na tinago ko sa panty, nagva-vibrate!” Husband: “Ano tanggalin ko?” Wife: “Hindi! Kunin mo yung charger, lowbatt na eh!”

RX Summer Outing (Anilao, Batangas)

Just before summer ended, RX management took us out for one last summer hurrah in Anilao, Batangas.  If you noticed none of the RX jocks were on board last Saturday, it was because we were all on a bus for one of the nearest ocean getaways to Metro Manila, Batangas.  The ride took about more than 3 hours.  We got there in time for lunch, then in the afternoon, some people went waverunning while the others swam by the shore.

Then at night, after dinner, of course it’s not an RX gathering without the requisite inuman!  And some night swimming, of course.  Quote for the night for me: (someone told me) “Dinala ko yung nipples mo kanina, naiwan mo eh…”  I’m not naming names.

But the highlight of the whole outing was the next morning, when we all joined the island hopping, which was basically a stop for snorkeling in the Dive & Trek house reef, and a stop for some sunbathing and relaxation at Sampaguita beach.

We got all that done and still got back to the resort in time for lunch!  Talk about making the most of the little time left.  We finished lunch, packed our stuff, and was headed for home at around 1pm, because some of the jocks had to be back in time for Sunday boardwork.  It was a fun trip, one of the rare moments in a year when everyone, from the air staff, sales, traffic, technical, admin, etc., get together as a group and just let loose.  Again, thanks to the RX management for the trip!

The Top Ten Signs That You Partied Too Hard

I’ve had my share of partying hard.  People who only met me in the past 10 years probably wouldn’t believe how wild I was back in college and during my early days in RX.  I guess that’s why I’m such a good boy now, because my body is now asking for retribution after all the abuse I put it through.  No more drunken nights that I remember nothing of the next day, no more going straight to boardwork still groggy without sleep, no more.

May 12, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Partied Too Hard – Sent in by: Alexa

  1. Stiv0 – If you wake up naked the next morning in bed with your 40-year-old spinster neighbor wearing your shirt. And when you ask her: “What are you doing here?” She answers: “Because this is my house. Yours is next door.”
  2. Rvincent – If you go to a party as Danilo, and you leave as “Danica”.
  3. No name – If while peeing, you think: “Ang lamig naman sa C.R. na ‘to!” Then you realize you’re peeing in the fridge.
  4. Big Poppa – If you wake up with a wad of cash in your hand and with a sore behind.
  5. No name – If you’re walking home late at night, and everytime kumidlat, ngumingiti ka, kasi feeling mo, “picture picture!”
  6. Boknoi – If you’re having a hard time heating your dinner in the TV, and having difficulty tuning in the microwave to watch the NBA.
  7. Greg – Kung pag-gising mo, suot mo na panty ni kumare mo.
  8. Bencoco – If you wake between your maid AND your driver.
  9. Urduja – If you get to the office the next day with everyone giving you a weird stare, only to realize you only drew one eyebrow on.
  10. Uglybelle – Kung pumikit ka na nasa club ka sa Makati, pero pagdilat mo nasa Blumenttrit Market ka na kinabukasan.
  11. Kirsten – My friend puked on the inside of his windshield, and was trying to wipe it off using his wipers, which were outside.
  12. Sasha Purse – If you wake up the next morning already married to a stripper who turned out to be a tranny.
  13. Sasha Purse/Boknoi – If the next day, the professor calls your name during attendance, and you shout: “In Da Houz!”
  14. Sasha Purse – If all your stories the next day end with: “…then everything got blurry.”
  15. Mister Clean – If you kiss the car goodnight after you parked the wife.
  16. Eylek – If you get home with the right car, but the wrong girlfriend.
  17. Rvincent – Your friend raises FIVE fingers and asks you how many, and you answer: “FOUR!” while raising THREE.
  18. Gooey Kablooey – You wake up with a strange kid shouting in your face, saying: “Daddy!”
  19. Mojacko – After a long night of partying, you finally sleep, but when you wake up, it night time again!
  20. RC & Cess – You go to the office canteen and when you wanted more coffee, you ended up shouting: “Manang, tagay!”
  21. No name – Your series of questions go something like: “Sino ka? Nasan brief ko? Bakit ako nasa Bulacan? Anong kasal?!?”
  22. Boknoi – You realize the older woman you slept with was your former 3rd grade teacher.
  23. Mr. Perk – You see the rush hour crowd at the MRT and you jump into the middle shouting: “MOSH PIT!”
  24. Tukneneng – Kung lahat ng kaibigan mo tanggal ang tama dahil sa paga-alaga sa yo.
  25. Boknoi – At the casino I used to work for, it was common for drunk guests to ask: “Anong oras na?” And if I say: “Alas sais.” They’d ask: “Umaga o gabi?”

Maribeth “Mamsky” Aguila

A couple of weeks ago, we got a text from 2299 from someone who wanted to email us something.  I forwarded our email addresses and I thought it had something to do with business, like a hosting gig or something.  When I finally got the email, it was something I wasn’t quite expecting.  With permission from the sender, allow me to share with you the contents of the email, verbatim:

Dear Chico and Del,

I have been wanting to write to you guys since March of this year.  I have tried through your web and somehow can’t figure out how I can get a message directly to you.

In any case, let me introduce myself.  My name is Raffy Aguila, 47 years old, graduated Mechanical Engineer  from UP Diliman.    I was introduced to your station by my wife, Maribeth Aguila more than ten years ago.  From that day I was hooked, just like my wife when she started listening to you.  My daughter, Erika, 11 also knows what station to  listen to and has a bad habit of tuning in to 93.1, even when we are in a friend’s car or home.

You don’t really know Maribeth Aguila, but perhaps you might be more familiar with the name “Bewitching or Bwitching,” the name she fondly uses as her ID with your station.  She is a not so regular contributor to your top ten, but it must have been 3-4 times when she was nominated top entry.  One of her entries for your “top 10 signs” was “hair.com,” in case you might remember.

We both enjoy your morning rush so much that our radio dial could be described  as permanently stuck to 93.1.  I do not even remember moving it.  I can’t help smiling everytime I see my wife in front of her computer giggling.  I am sure that she is again listening to your live stream.  Everytime I drive to work, my wife will call me on my mobile when she hears something really funny from your station.  She makes sure that I listen to your top ten everytime she has an entry.

My wife’s hobby is scrapbooking.  She has her circle of friends, mostly professional doctors, businesswomen, and housewives, who meet once a week just to scrap.  She chooses different photos, mostly about me or my daughter or many times the whole family, depending on what the theme of the scrapfest (as they call their “eb”) is going to be.  She also takes pictures of our Dachshund named Kwankee, flowers, and many others, but what she never fails to take pictures of are the food that we ordered in many restaurants just before we devour it.  She has become an expert in photography, more so after she took up lessons from that guy whose name I no longer remember, holding school at Greenhills.  She became obsessed with taking the perfect photo for her scrapbook page.  Her love for photography has enticed me to buy hear a D90 for Christmas.    Lately, she asked me if she can set aside some money to buy a macro lens for the new camera.

Last year, we had the opportunity to travel to Europe.  I took her with me on my business trip and  we went from Germany to Amsterdam, and then to Italy where we met with my mother and sister who came all the way from Canada so we can enjoy the short vacation.  She still had the old Kodak 5 megapixel then, but the pictures she took are so vivid and clear.

Maribeth is a housewife.  She graduated Industrial Engineer with honors also from UP.  She stopped working 6 years ago from a high paying job so that she can pay more attention to our daughter’s studies.  Erika will be on her 6th grade this coming year.

I am writing you this email because I will no longer hear her contribution to your top ten.  Nor will I get the phone calls on my mobile on my way to work.  You see,  she became a victim of  robbery in our home, and she got stabbed in the process.   The last thing we talked about was our plan to go to Canada, this time with our daughter for a vacation next year, and jokingly asking me what is in store for her this coming Mother’s Day.

I miss her smile everytime I came home from work.  I miss her cooking as we try to have dinner together as much as we can.  I haven’t been  to the restaurants we frequent for simple meals or for special occasions like CYMA, Cosa Nostra and many others.  I tried once with my daughter, but we felt so strange as there are now 2, when there used to be three of us.  No one would wake me up anymore in the middle of the night when I snore too much.  No one to make coffee for two every morning.  I still keep saying goodnight every night hoping that somewhere she is responding and saying goodnight, as she always does.   I miss holding her hand before we sleep.

I hope there has been an opportunity for you to know her.  She will always be my best friend.  God has been good in giving her to us.   After 22 years of marriage, and 11 years from the time Erika came into our lives, we will be spending Mother’s Day without her.  This will be  a year of firsts for us.  I failed to mention that i call her MAMSKY, and she calls me FAFA.  The first Mother’s Day, her first birthday without her, the first time Erika will will attend first day of school without her, my birthday, Erika’s birthday, and so on……

I just want you to know that acceptance is so hard.  Has God been good or has been cruel to us?  As mothers are the light of the family, our lives seem so dark.

My daughter is staying for the meantime with our Aunt.  I, meanwhile keep coming home to our house, where I try my best to feel her, and where I can freely talk to her.  I keep looking at her work area where she has her 2 computers, her digital camera, her ipod, 2 printers, a long working table and her computer chair, surrounded by her scrapbooking materials, hoping that I can still get a glimpse of her with her headset, smiling and giggling while listening to your station, and greeting me with her wonderful smile and say “Hi Fafa.”  Just one last time, I would like to hold her, kiss her and lovingly say “Hi Mamsky!”

I do not intend to bore you guys with this outlet of mine.  Listening to your station has kept the memory of my wife so alive.  I see her so clearly when I listen to you.  And can’t help but smile and cry on my way to work.

As long as you are in the airwaves, me and my daughter will always be your listeners.

Raffy Aguila

In memory of:  Maribeth “Mamsky” Aguila (June 1 1963 – March 10, 2010)

To be honest, I was quite stunned.  It’s hard to process so much raw emotion from a complete stranger, but who, within the span of a short email, suddenly became strangely familiar.  We often forget that there are people on the other end of the microphone.  If not for the textline and Twitter, we would often forget the fact that we’re not really alone in the booth, that there are many people who join us wherever they may be listening from.

I really feel for Raffy and Erika, but I won’t belittle their grief by saying I know how it must feel because I don’t.  Unless you’ve had a loved one wrenched from you by some untimely, unfortunate circumstance, you wouldn’t really know.  But I admire their courage, it takes a certain amount of both grace and fortitude to carry on despite seemingly insurmountable odds.  I really appreciated how Raffy reached out to communicate with us, to tell us their tale.  So I thought I’d ask permission if I could share their story on this blog, and Raffy agreed, adding that Beth used to visit this blog and even showed him some posts which she’d find interesting.

I guess it’s also a wake-up call for me, how sometimes I tend to carp about everything that I feel is wrong with my life, not realizing that merely being bestowed with the gift of life is the biggest argument for staying grateful.  That whatever we may have, be it scant or bountiful, it could be taken away from us in a heartbeat.  But I also learned that in the face of great adversity, hope is a powerful ally.  That in the most abysmal darkness , it shines a light, however dim, to help keep you going, even if it’s only a day at a time, in the hope that better days lay ahead.

It’s a sobering feeling.  So let this be a little homage to Maribeth; we may not have known her personally, but we feel we know her a little bit better through her husband Raffy.  It’s the least we can do to somehow celebrate her life, however cut short it might have been, to help remember her during happier times.  And to Raffy and Erika, thank you for reaching out to share with us the memory of a beloved wife and a mother.  We are humbled that you saw fit to make us part of your lives, as you are now, somehow part of ours.

Maribeth “Mamsky” Aguila (1963–2010)

The Top Ten Taray Quotes

I must say, I usually hold my tongue.  Most of the time.  But sometimes, when the situation calls for it, I can unleash as well.  I don’t usually gravitate towards mataray people, but surprisingly I have a lot of mataray friends.  The usual pattern would be, I’d hate their guts, then I’d get to know them a little better, then sometimes, we even end up good friends.  There’s a nice kind of maldita, the type that incorporates genuine humor, and then there’s the outright mean one – that type I stay away from.

May 11, 2010 → The Top Ten Taray Quotes – Sent in by: Astroboy

  1. Addie 17 – Back in college, I was walking along Mendiola when this manong came up to me out of nowhere and said: “Hi, beauty!” So I answered: “Hello, beast.”
  2. Diwata – During a wedding, an aunt asked me: “Kelan ka susunod?” I answered: “Tita naman, how would you feel kung magkita tayo sa burol and I asked you the same question?”
  3. Jen – “Hindi ko sinasabing maganda ako. Ang sinasabi ko lang pangit ka.”
  4. Mr. Perk – Girl to guy she doesn’t like: “Email me nalang at getlost@donttalktome.com”
  5. Forg – While studying a difficult lesson in school, a classmate told his groupmate: “I’m as confused as your sexuality!”
  6. RC and Cess – Sister ordered burger with no lettuce. Burger arrived with lettuce. When she got mad manager apologized and offered free side order. Sister: “Ang gusto lang, tanggalin ang lettuce, hindi yung bigyan niyo ko ng kung anu-ano!”
  7. Hakunamatata – Girl1: “Bakit ang sama mo makatingin?” Girl2: “Eh ikaw, bakit ang sama mo tignan?”
  8. Arvie – “Pag nakikita kita, parang gusto ko mag-sorry sa mga mata ko.”
  9. Glenskie – “Diba pag pangit ka dapat nice ka?”
  10. Boknoi – Wife: “Bili mo kong bagong bra!” Husband: “Wag ka na mag-bra, maliit naman boobs mo eh.” Wife: “Eh bakit ikaw, nagbi-brief?”
  11. Xuxalera – After waiting in line so long at the toilet, when I was next in line, a girl approached me and said: “Miss, puwede sumingit? Naiihi na ko eh.” I told her: “Eh ano ba sa palagay mo ang rason kung bakit kami lahat nakapila dito?”
  12. Andee/Maymay – When someone told me: “Ang ganda mo!” I answered: “Sana ikaw din…”
  13. No name – Annoying classmate: “Guys, guys, saan kayo pupunta?” Kami: “Papalayo sa yo.”
  14. Foxmodem – I was an intern 3 years ago in a charity hospital about to circumcise a boy. The mom of the boy bought an ampule of local anesthesia but forgot to buy a syringe. The nurse told her: “Mommy, anong gagawin ko dito sa lidocaine, ibubudbod ko sa tit* ng anak mo?”
  15. No name – When we gave coins to a kid beggar, he said: “Hello, ni value meal di ako makabili nito!”
  16. Cootchiemhie – Boy: “Para akong lalagnatin.” Girl: “Eh di parang uminom ka ng gamot. Malay mo, parang gagaling ka.”
  17. C. Vanilla Ben – Boy: “Masarap?” Girl: “Bumili ka, para malaman mo.”
  18. No name – Girl sees a guy peeing against the wall: “Yuck, ang liit ng tit*, ang daming bulb*l!” Guy: “Ano gusto mo, maliit ang bulb*l at madaming tit*?”
  19. Grace – When the cashier at the grocery said: “Miss, puwedeng kendi nalang ang sukli ko sa yo?” I told her: “Bakit, tsokolate ba ang binayad ko?”
  20. Andee – At a swimming pool. Officemate1: “I’m sure lulutang ka.” Officemate2: “Bakit, dahil payat ako?” Officemate1: “Hindi, dahil plastic ka.”
  21. Arvie – Sa isang turo-turo. Customer: “Miss, may langaw sa arroz caldo ko!” Tindera: “Sa halagang limang piso, anong ine-expect mo, manok?”