The Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex

Thanks to @joseph for suggesting I drop the “The Best And The Rest xxx” format because people are always spreading the top ten in emails or on Facebook without recognizing the source.  It has happened many times, even published in newspaper without it being acknowledged as a Top Ten topic.  Hopefully if I put the actual Top Ten topic as the title of the post, it will be easier for copy-pasters to remember to honor the source by at least stating where they got it.  Key word: hopefully.

March 24, 2009 → The Top Ten Euphemisms For Sex – Sasha Purse

1. Boknoi – “Nag-upgrade na ko from floppy disc to hard drive, puwede na ba akong mag-upload sa system mo? Promise, gagamit ako ng firewall!”
2. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – “Can I tickle your belly from the inside?”
   
3. Jedi Mstr – Mas masarap siguro yang sisig mo pag pinatungan ng itlog.”
4. Bernard – “I want to part the red sea.”
5. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – “Landing the Martian probe on Venus.”
6. Maximo – “Galit na yung daga, gusto nang pumasok sa lungga!”
7. Shot – “Gusto ko nang magtampisaw sa batis ng kasalanan.”
8. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – “Do you want some beef in your taco?”
9. Denxio Batuta – “Gusto kong bumisita ng Pateros (bagsakan ng itlog).”
10. Vener J. – “Ibaon na natin yung patay, matigas na eh!”
11. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – “I want to storm the pearly gates with my purple-headed devil.”
12. RC & Cess – “Gusto ko nang itusok itong tinidor ko sa puto mo.”
13. RC & Cess – “Gusto ko nang isawsaw ang matigas kong tinapay sa mainit mong kape.”
14. Raimon – “Sa kaka Twitter natin, ayan tuloy, sa Multiply tayo inabot.”
15. Angpaghihimagsiknijoeshred – I want to tiptoe through the 2 lips.”
16. Oscardelahopia – “Basa na ang sinulid, puwede nang ipasok sa karayom.”
17. Blitzkrieg – “Pag pinatikim mo ko ng baked tahong, pahihigupin kita ng cream of mushroom.”
18. TReiz – “If you let me stick my token in your slots, you can pull my joystick till you hit the jackpot.”
19. Rvincent – “Gusto kong ipasok ang higanteng kapre sa masikip na kuweba hanggang ito’y masuka sa loob.”
20. L&L – My furry monkey is craving for a banana.”
21. Uglybelle – “May red tide ngayon kaya magka-karaoke nalang ako.”
22. Loi Pogi – “Gustong sugurin ng pusit ang tilapia!”
23. Itchyboy – “Gusto kong i-park yung car sa garage, pero nakalabas yung dalawang gulong.”
24. RC & Cess – “Puwede bang mag Enter The Dragon?”
25. Gemini – “Gusto kitang awayin para puwede din kitang batiin.”
26. Mr. Perk – “Gawin natin yung gusto pa ni lola, pero hindi na kaya ni lolo.”
27. Blair/Smile – “Laro tayo ng kakaibang basketball, yung shoot muna bago dribble.”
28. Jongsu – Mom: “Saan ka galing?” Girl: “Nag-burger lang ng boyfriend ko.” Mom: “Ah, kaya pala may mayonnaise ka pa sa labi…”
29. No name – “Gusto mo blutooth-in kita, kahit infrared ka ngayon?”
30. Jedi Mstr/Tcams – “Pagkatapos ng Kisses, gusto ko sanang KitKat-in kita, pero kung Red Ribbon ka today, sige, kahit Butterfinger nalang sa Milky Way mo…”

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