Being on radio, we often forget that there are many people listening. So we end up sharing too much info, regret later that we gave up a little too much details. when we were just starting, it was taboo to talk about our families, our personal beliefs, etc. I remember we once fought because I was so upset because Delle said on air that I didn’t know how to play basketball! Haha what a loser! But nowadays, we have to stop ourselves from divulging too much. We are just too willing to spill the proverbial beans.
March 2, 3009 → The Top Ten TMI Quotes – Deja Vu
- SC- I once overheard a woman making a comment on the bite size hotdogs in a grocery store: “Ay, ang cute nung hotdog, parang pototoy ng mister ko pag namamaga.”
- Toshimi – During biology class, when we were discussing cell division, one classmate asked: “Ma’am, pag ang sp*rm cell ba nalulon nakakabuntis?” Our teahcer answered: “Siyempre hindi!” Our classmate sighed: “Whew, buti nalang…”
- Skimmer – “Kayo bang mga babae umuutot din habang umiihi?”
- Popoy – When we asked an officemate (who is married to a seaman) why she was resigning, she said: “Para gumawa ng baby. Kasi mas madalas pa niya sampahan ang barko kesa sa akin.”
- Ralph Waldo – I was trying to call an officemate but he wasn’t answering. Finally he answered, and when I asked what took him so long, he said: “Nakabaon pa eh…”
- Boknoi – At the office, a girl was breating her boyfriend: “Puro ka trabaho! Buti pa yang keyboard mo, napipindot mo!”
- Sid – “Asawa ko once a week lang mag-pupu. Kaya kailangang kutsilyohin muna bago ma-flush!”
- Dejhavu – My friend who just gave birth, was changing the diaper of her son. When I saw how well-endowed her son was, I joked: “Wow, ang laki ng pututoy!” She said: “Manang-mana sa daddy!” What made it awkward was the fact that her husband was right there with us.
- Yñaki – My nephew blurted out after exiting the toilet: “Wow, ganun pala itsura ng roundworm!”
- RC and Cess – While at a car service center, I saw a really nice car. So I asked the guy who was driving it: “Kotse mo?” He answered: “Hindi, kotse ng kabit ko.”
- Astroboy – From a trannie wearing a mini-skirt: “Hindi na baleng makita ang legs, wag lang ang eggs!”
- Echosero – During lunch, an officemate blurted out of nowhere: “Pag umiihi ba kayo, nagsi-split din into two yung wiwi niyo?”
- Coachdanny – A friend once said: “Nagpa-wax na ko kasi nabibilaukan na boyfriend ko…”
- Ang Manunusok – During a talk on nutrition, somebody said: “Maganda ang pineapple juice! Ang husband ko laging umiinom niyan, kaya matamis ang sp*rm niya!”
- Edric – At a market, a woman said to her kumare: “Tignan mo yung patatas, parang ganyan ang itlog ng ister ko.” The kumare said: “Ganyan kalaki?” The woman said: “Hindi, ganyan kadumi.”
- Potpot – When my tita got home she angrily asked my tito if he was getting her texts because he wasn’t answering. My tito said: “Oo, vibrate nga ng vibrate ang cellphone ko eh! Nakikiliti na nga ang bird ko!”
- Maximo – When the wife said: “Hon ang taba nung tilapia!” Her husband replied: “Oo nga, sintaba nung iyo…”
- Sandstorm – During our alumni homecoming, our classmate introduced the short guy she was with: “My little husband with a big d*ck.” (CHICO: big duck?)
- Rod – When we asked a gym-mate why one arm was more muscular than the other, he said: “Mahilig kasi ako mag-vitamin ‘J’.”
- Echosero – When I saw my professor whose wife just gave birth, I said: “Sir, tumataba yata tayo!” He answered: “Alangan namang si baby lang ang dumedede…”
