Love is so different the way I see now, as I thought it would be when I was in my 20′s. Not better, not worse, just different. I guess the years have a way of changing your mind about things. And I’m sure I’d see love even more differently 20 years from now, if I’m even still alive to opine about these things. So to channel my arch-enemy, Mariah Carey, “I wanna know what love is…”
February 26, 2009 → The Top Ten Ways To Answer The Question: “When Does Love Become A Bad Thing?” – Geyp/Gracia
- Astroboy – If your relati0nship has become like an empty decorated heart-shaped box…beautiful but hollow.
- RC and Cess – When loving becomes synonymous with possessing.
- Iceage – When doubt and distrust creep into the relationship.
- Farrah/Blanko/The Wanderer – When you lose who you are, trying to be who your loved one wants you to be.
- Echosero – When my friend found out that her boyfriend cheated on her, you know what she did? She bought him a PSP.
- Iceage – When it reaches the point where for her, sex = shopping.
- Leirolf – Pag binubutas mo yung condom niya para mapikot mo siya.
- Gracia – When it messes up both your happy homes.
- Urduja – Whe you start embroidering your name on all of his underwear.
- Loi Pogi – Pag ang text niya sa iyo araw-araw is iisa lang: “I love you babe, pa-load naman ng 100.”
- Jaeda – When you put your boyfriend on a pedestal as he puts you down every chance he gets.
- Lolong Hinugot Sa Tadyang Ng Seksing Aktress – Kapag wala ka nang ginawa araw-araw kundi tumawag sa psychic hotline para itanong ang kapalaran ng relationship niyo.
- Noodle Boy – If evertime you want sex, she asks you: “Do you have an appointment?”
- RC and Cess – If you find yourself apologizing, even for the things you’re not guilty of, just to keep the peace.
- Abernathy – If you THINK you love someone, instead of FEELING it.
- Ehn Rand – If your relationship is starting to play out like a poorly-scripted soap opera.
- Kopikoto – When she keeps asking you to prove your love to her.
- No name – When you magnify the good things, in order to justify the hurtful things he’s done.
- Rodel – Pag bumabaon na yung mga kalmot niya sa likod mo.
- Loi Pogi – Pag napapadalas ang tulog niya sa kuwarto ng kuya mong bi-curious.
