The Best And The Rest 197

Rejection is something we deal with everyday.  Even the people whom we probably think have never been rejected have their own stories to tell.  It’s almost annoying when you hear really good-looking celebrities saying how ugly they feel.  You almost want to say, “kung kayo pangit, paano na kami?”  Hehe…but there’s nothing like rejection to make you feel ugly and unappealing.

February 19, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That He’s/She’s Just Not That Into You – Loi Pogi

1. Greg – When he says things like, “Nung bang bata ka palang, pangit ka na?”
2. Forg – If he won’t text unless you send him load.
3. Smiles-a-lot – You send him a sweet text and he replies: “Pasaload naman diyan, o!”
4. Gooey Kablooey – If whatever you give her, she gives away to her friends.
5. Hunter Lizie – If he says non-committal invites like, “Let’s have coffee one of these days”, but never gives an exact date.
6. Mr. Perk – If while on a date, he only talks about himself and never asks anything about you.
7. Dr. G – If every time you send a text like: “Kumusta na?”, ang sagot niya: “Mabuti naman PO sir, kumusta naman PO ang ASAWA niyo?”
8. Tyrone – If he says stuff like: “After my wife and two kids…ikaw na, pare.”
9. SPY Shadow/Juggernaut – If he only wants to see you every 15th and 3oth of every month.
10. Loi Pogi – You send him a flirty text like: “Maaga ako makakalabas ng office…” Then he replies: “Good, eh di maaga kang makakauwi.”
11. Gorgeous Bitch/I.M.D. – If for the nth time you texted him to invite him out, ang reply pa din niya: “Who u?”
12. Joel – IF he always says: “I love you” before sex, but never after.
13. Geyp – “If you tell her, “I love you”, and she replies, “Thank you, friend!”
14. Loi Pogi – If he accepts your friend request on Facebook, only to unfriend you after a few days.
15. Gorgeous Bitch – If he says, “Grabe, kamukhang-kamukha mo yung crush ko.”
16. Eylek – If every time you text or YM her sweet messages like, “I miss you” or “I love you”, ang sagot niya lagi ay: “:-)”
17. Boknoi – If you text her: “Gising ka pa?” at ang sagot niya ay: “zzzzzzz…”
18. RJ – If you text her: “It’s a great night to go out…” and she answers: “Have fun!”
19. Beautifulweirdo – If he says, “I’ll call you!” but never asked for your number.
20. Jam – If you ask her out and she replies: “Sinu-sino TAYO?”
21. Ash – You text her: “Ikaw ang pinakamahalagang tao sa buhay ko ngayon”. And she replies: “Ganun?”
22. Hopeless Jec – If she let’s you take her home, but she never replies to any of your texts.
23. Pancakes – If you ask her: “So…where do you live?” And she answers: “At the corner of ‘fat chance’ and ‘no way’.”
24. Astroboy -If every time you text him a romantic quote, he sends you a friendship quote in return.
25. Stanford – If you text her: “How are you today, sexy!” And she replies: “Mabuti naman po, kuya!”