I was never into dating. Formal dating? I probably went on less than 5 in my entire life. So I’m clueless on many of the minutiae of the art of dating. So I’ll let you guys loose on this one. Plus, it was timely because we did it Valentine month this year.
February 9, 2009 → The Top Ten Date Quotes – Oscar Dela Hopia/Specialist
- Tyron – “What’s better than 12 roses on a piano? Tulips on an organ.”
- Bernadette – I once told my date what the nuns in our school told us: “BBBBBBB – Books before boys because boys bring babies.”
- Astroboy – “Kung papipiliin ka ng kakainin mamaya, puwede ako nalang?”
- Taurean Tiger – My now-husband asked me on our first date: “How many kids do you want us to have?”
- Frederique – “Alam mo ang ayaw ko sa iyo? Pag wala ka.”
- No name – “The only thing I want to change about you…is your last name.”
- ian024 – “My doctor gave me only 2 options regarding my heart condition: I.C.U. or you see me.”
- Kian – “After our exam, puwede ako naman ang sagutin mo?”
- Lovely Nuisance – “An officemate has been bugging me for a date for the longest time. Finally I agreed. At the resto, after looking at the menu, he told me: “Puwede KKB?”
- Nobag – Laro tayo, kahit ano, wag lang taguan. Kasi a girl like you is hard to find.”
- Jeka – “Kung aywa mo kong murahin…mahalin mo nalang ako.”
- Frederique – “Sana dalawa ang puso ko. Para pag dinurog mo yung isa, may isa pa akong iaalay sa iyo.”
- Pancakes – After the date. Girl: “Are you going to kiss me, or will I lie in my diary?”
- Pancakes – Boy: “Can I borrow your cellphone? I promised my mom I’d call her once I meet my dream girl.”
- Alias Pusa – At the movies, the guy saw that the theater was packed. He asked the girl: “Okay ka lang sa nakatayo?” The girl misunderstood the question and answered: “Kahit patuwad, puwede ako!”
- Reggie – I told my then girlfriend (now wife) how sexy she was, but she thought I was being bolero because she was chubby then. I told her: “You’re about as perfect as I need you to be.”
- Joao – “Don’t be late for a date or you’ll debate with your date.”
- Boknoi – I once dated a homeless woman. She used to say: “It’s easy to convince me to stay the night…”
- RC and Cess – “Don’t date a guy who reads the menu like the Chinese, from right to left. Because he’s checking the price first.”
- Ang pagbAbAlik ng dating nasira at nangak0ng bAbA – “You’re like the moon; I’d like to see you tonight.”
- Astroboy – “I’m a little bit like coffee: a litlle sweet, a little bitter, but best when hot.”
- Carmela – “My life without you is like an unsharpened pencil: it’s pointless.”
- Bluegrey – Babala sa mga babaeng naghahanap ng date: “Sa mga panahong ito, ruler nalang ang straight.”
- Mr. Perk – “The best first date is a guy who touches nothing but your heart.”
- Cecil of BPI – “Never invite last-minute invites for a date. You could simply be a last-minute replacement because the first choice turned him down.”
- Chellix – Someone actually told me this: “Nakakahilo pala, sa iyo kasi umiikot ang mundo ke eh.”
- Pretty Kitty/Zutil – “Sana assignment ka, para puwede kitang i-take home.”
- Pipit – “Love isn’t blind, kasi nahanap kita.”
- RC and Cess – “Para kang utot, tahimik pero malakas ang dating.”
- Raxiboy – “Kung ibibigay ko sa yo ang manibela ng puso ko, ibubunggo mo ba sa pader ng kabiguan?”
- Sponge Lola – “My favorite word for us is “united”, because it starts with U-N-I.
- Pulanglangit – I once asked a date: “Do you have a pet peeve?” She answered: “Wala. Aso, meron.”
- Boknoi – Took my date to McDo. When she couldn’t decide on what to order, the counter person suggested: “Fillet-o-fish?” My date answered: “Fillet o fish? Uhm…sige fillet nalang.”
