Whenever I’m on vacation, I really see lots of hot people.  And it really becomes a game of sorts, trying to figure out who’s single and who’s taken.  Sometimes, even if they’re with someone, you try to read their body language if they’re together or just friends.  There are signs, you just need to know how to identify them.

February 6, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That Someone Is Single Or Taken – King Of Hearts

1. Maomao – When you say “Queensland”, ang alam ng single: butter, ang alam ng taken: motel.
2. Cheyenne – Marries OFW’s always say they’re “hiwalay” whenever they’re abroad.
3. Mulder’s Luvr – They’re single if they’re updated with all the TV shows.  They have all the time to watch TV.
4. Kayee – My friends know this: Pag sumasama ako sa inuman, I’m single. Pag di ako sumasama sa inuman, I’m taken.
5. Warriorpoet – Sa gimik, yung mga taken, tingin ng tingin sa relo.  Ang mga single, walang pakialam sa oras.
6. Lui – People who are taken move away when they text.
7. Espeks – If someone only wants to meet up with you on their own preferred time, doesn’t want anything unscheduled, always decides where you’ll go, he is taken.
8. Aelfeine – If one forearm is bigger than the other, then a guy is single.
9. Espeks/Acer – If a woman’s status is, “it’s complicated”, she’s taken. Either taken, or taken for granted.
10. Chefchefan – Single: idealistic. Taken: realistic.
11. Red – Single: always game. Taken: scheduled. Married: masuwerte na kung meron.
12. SC/Astroboy – Single: naniniwala pa rin sa destiny.
13. Bugabuga – Single: game na game! Taken: game over.
14. Ram – Ang single, ayaw sa bigote kasi madumi tignan. Ang taken, mahilig sa bigote kasi nakakakiliti.
15. Forg – People who whine about how Valentines has become a commercialized holiday for fools…are usually single.
16. Metrogirl/Abay – If he only takes your calls during office hours, he’s taken
17. Acer – People who take you out for Valentines on the 13th or the 15th, are taken.
18. Jhoy – If you borrow your date’s phone, and his inbox and sent item are empty, he’s taken.
19. Randacs8/SPY Shadow – Single pa pag ang hawak sa saging thumb at forefinger lang.
20. Macky Karabugs – Ang single pag suweldo, derecho sa mall. Ang taken pag suweldo, derecho sa grocery.
21. Purple – I learnd this from How I Met Your Mother: Single Stamina and Couples Coma. In a party, single people have the stamina to mingle. Couples sit down, wondering why they got up in the first place to go to a stupid party.

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