This always bothered me.  Nobody goes through life thinking that they are the bad guys.  No matter how destructive, no matter how much they hurt you, no matter how much of a villain they play in your life.  To you, they’re like you’re personal Darth Vader.  But to them, they feel like Luke Skywalker.  And let’s face it, maybe WE’RE somebody else’s bad guy.  Even if I may feel disgruntled most of the time, I’m sure I’m the villain in somebody else’s opinion.

February 5, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You Are The Bad Guy – SC/Jorik

1. No name – Back in collage, whenever I rode the LRT, I used to love farting during rush hour. Everyone’s cursing out loud, but they have no choice but to take it kasi super siksikan.
2. Deric S. – When a car stole my parking spot, I put chewing gum under his car door handle.
3. Ang Manunusok – If you’ve got a bounty on your head, dead or alive.
4. RVincent – In our dorm we had the only water purifier, and no one but us was allowed to get water from it.
5. Leigh – I once prepared fish lumpia spiked with lots of tinik.
6. Edric – One time I was in an elevator and someone shouted, “Wait!”, but I pushed the close button. When I saw him on the same floor, he said, “Next time, don’t do that.” I told him, “No, next time, you run.”
7. Pia – I don’t like my lola’s yaya. I know her favorite show is Wowowee. So I’d turn the TV on, crank up  the volume loud enough for her to hear, then once she comes running, I change the channel.
8. Oceanmist – When I’m driving lalo na sa Quiapo, iniipit ko ang mga tricycle kasi singit ng singit.
9. SC – You’re prince is taken, so you try to snatch the princess role for yourself, when in fact you’re just the nasty witch who’s getting in their way.
10. Astroboy – Back in college, we had a spinster professor who purposely scheduled a major exam on the day of the oblation run, because according to her, “I don’t see the point of watching naked men run.”
11. Frederique – Pag brownout, binabatukan mo yung mga batang makulit na kinaiinisan mo, kasi yun lang ang pagkakataon mo na di ka mahuhuli.
12. Jorik – When my sister beat me in a school singing competition, I wrote on the white board in her room: “Dream Stealer!!!”
13. Pasturyo – I was the 3rd party in a relationship that caused their break-up. But now that my real girlfriend is arriving from abroad, I dumped the girl who dumped her boyfriend for me.
14. Karst – After not seeing each other for months, my friend said, “I missed you so much!” I told her, “Ako hindi.”
15. Toytuner27 – When you spray used motor oil on your neighbor’s laundry when they’re not looking.
16. RC and Cess – Pag may sasakyang pasaway, I overtake them, then babagalan ko yung takbo.
17. Kisses – Nilagyan ko ng sili yung panty ng roomate kong bully.
18. Daboy Wonder – If you’re kissing a girl against her will and she’s fighting back, then you say, “Yan ang gusto ko sa babae…yung lumalaban!”
19. Simang – I work in a call center. By law, we can’t just fire people because of bad grammar. So I call the person myself and give him a really bad time, so we’ll have a basis for termination.
20. Vavavoom – I hate my demonic sister-in-law. So one time I peed in her feminine wash.

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