I wasn’t able to have the ugly pic runner-up photos because they were charging me 70 pesos per picture! WTF? I have a scanner at home that I haven’t used in ages, so I’ll just have to get it out of the box, install it again, and hope it still works. Promise, by next week, maybe Tuesday, I’ll post the rest. I guarantee you won’t be disappointed. Anyway, it’s perfect timing that this should be the Top Ten next in line. It’s perfect for the coming Halloween weekend.
February 2, 2009 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re Going To Hell – SC
- Greg – If all the girls you’ve “been with” screams: “Demonyo ka, ang sarrraaaaaaap!!!”
- Blitzen – If you’re bitching about the hot weather and and old woman hisses at you: “Masanay ka na…mas mainit sa pupuntahan mo…”
- SC – If everytime you try to enter a church, the guard tells you: “Sori ma’am, bawal po pumasok ang mga spawn of Satan.”
- No name – Pag nag-asawa ka, ang asawa mo dala ang langit, ang biyenan mo dala ang impiyerno.
- Espeks – Everytime you kill anything, you feel a pat on your back and a soft whisper tells you: “Job well done…”
- Specialist – Everytime you do something abhorrently evil, you feel warm and fuzzy inside.
- Cheyenne – If you’re “horny” and you use your long hard “tail” to bitchslap your women.
- Paolo – You’re going to hell if ang favorite mong sapastos ay…high hells. (har har.)
- Doc Rod – If your corpse won’t burn in the crematorium.
- Cutepasaway – If someone asks you who your favorite angel is, and you answer: “Lucifer”.
- Acer – I’m probably going to hell because the concept of heaven and hell that society insists on freaks me out.
- TwistedSaint – If everytime you watch a horror movie like “The Exorcist” or “The Omen”, you find yourself rooting for the devil.
- Cutepasaway – If every now and then, small demon-like creatures enter your room, salute you, then say: “Reporting for duty, master…”
- Loi Pogi – Pag lagi kang dine-demonyo ng kapitbahay mong bading.
- Buck/Hayud – If you’re a politician.
- Ed/Juno – Every single day without you is a living hell.
- No name – I’m Born Again Christian but I have 4 girlfriends who don’t know I’m four-timing them. I’m going straight to hell.
- Dru – You don’t see the point of even trying to resist temptation.
- Argento/Garfield – If your mom texts you: “Anak sori na me, pero binenta me ang kaluluwa u kay s8an para may pambayad me ng utang. K? Txt-txt!”
- GaylYashie – Dante Allighieri: “The darkest places in hell are reserved for those who maintain their neutrality in the midst of moral crisis.”
