11
Oct
09

The Shake Weight

I’m sure a lot of you have seen this commercial already.  But just in case you haven’t, check this out:

The first time I caught this a long time ago, I really cracked up, given how dirty my mind is.  Obviously, I saw more than just arm exercises, if you know what I mean.  I LOL’d especially at the part that goes, “designed specifically for women…”  Hmmm, I wonder why?  But apparently, I’m not the only green-minded person out there.  The product was featured in many talk shows, including “Jimmy Kimmel”, “The View”, and my favorite, “Ellen”.  Her handling of the “wink, wink” factor was hilarious!

I just loved the innuendo when she said, “these are working out muscles I have never worked out in my life!”  And what about that guy on the platform!  Hehehe, I swear, they got away with murder.  The day before, Ellen gave Queen Latifah one and she ran away with it.

That’s some funny stuff.  But just when you think that they’ve bled the joke enough, here comes the best part: The Shake Weight for MEN!

Oh no they didn’t!  Hahaha, they did!  Seriously, the manufacturers are having fun with this. NO WAY is this unintentional, not with lines like: “the rapid, short, and powerful thrusts…”, “30, 45 seconds, and I was already covered in sweat and completely pumped”, and “I haven’t had a pump like this in a long time”.  Sounds like lines from a “corn” movie about the exploits of a horny corn named Humpme Dumpme.  Hilarious.


8 Responses to “The Shake Weight”


  1. October 11, 2009 at 9:51 pm

    BASED!!! Naks… parang gusto kong bumili nyan ah…hehe

  2. 3 carmine
    October 12, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    iregalo mo kay delle sa birthday nya! tell her though not to over-use it kasi baka mawasak pati uterus nya! nyahaha!!!! what i mean is….in case she overworks her biceps and triceps and her palms are sweaty already, the device might slip and hit her on her midsection. wala pa naman siyang bilbil to cushion the impact, it might damage her internal organs. =)

  3. 4 babyburn
    October 12, 2009 at 7:00 pm

    hmmm makabili nga hahahah!!!

  4. 5 dixie dynamite
    October 12, 2009 at 7:50 pm

    LOL!!!

  5. 6 timberboy
    October 13, 2009 at 3:49 pm

    I don’t need to buy one.
    May built-in “Shake-Weight” na ako. :P
    LOL.

  6. 7 gonats
    October 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm

    that was funny.lol.

  7. 8 Daisy Budomo
    November 20, 2009 at 7:49 pm

    hahaha! grabe! meron nito?! i have to get one for myself! hahahahaha. *dies laughing*


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