The Best And The Rest 164

I was the most torpe guy ever. I’d freeze in the presence of any crush (I had lots). Even now, actually, it’s the same. I seem the most aloof and uncomfortable with people I like. That’s why I give off a negative vibe to people I crush. It’s just a defense mech to hide my true feelings. Naks!

December 9, 2008 → The Top Ten Questions You’d Ask If You Could Interview Your Crush

1. Muldr’s Luvr – “Are you gay? If you are, would you go for me?”
2. SC – “Do you have any idea kung kelan kayo magbe-break ng girlfriend mo?”
3. Geli – I once asked my crush: “In your taste, am I beautiful?” He answered: “No.” Ouch!
4. Pritijamels - To my crush Gelo na gym trainer: “Maliban sa akin, ano pa ang gusto mong regalo sa pasko?”
5. Frederique – “Do you have any experience in porn?”
6. Frederique – “Are you open to the idea of partial nudity during the duration of this interview? Either mine or yours?”
7. Vince – “If you were me and I were you, would you admit that you like me?”
8. Daroogz – “You like sisig. I smell like sisig. Do you want to eat me?”
9. Bobidaks - “Do you even see me when I pass you on the street?”
10. Specialist – “Where have I been all your life?”
11. SPY Shadow – “How would you feel if you’re being interviewed by someone who’s got a crush on you?”
12. Yñaki – To my hot neighbor – “Totoo ba yung sabi ng kapatid mo na crush mo din ako?”
13. Oscar Dela Hopia – “What do you wear when you sleep?”
14. Ang Manunusok – “Bulag ka ba? Kaya di mo makitang mahal na kita?”
15. Mr. Perk – “What can I do to make you love me?”
16. Oscar Dela Hopia – “Kunyari lang ha! Kunyari mahal kita, mahal mo din ba ko?”
17. Twylyt – “Puwede makita kung malaki?”
18. SC – “Ini-imagine ko lang ba, o talaga bang tinitignan mo rin ako?”
19. Espeks – “Nagpapawis ba paa mo?”
20. Ang Manunusok – “Would you allow me to do things to you in my dreams?”
21. Krispy Kreme – “Ayaw mo ba talagang i-try ang girls?”
22. Rogue – “What will you name our kids?”

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