It’s a classic question: what would you do if you were the opposite sex? But since Beyonce cornered the market for the girls, we limited the question for the ladies only.  But can can answer too, what they would do if they were boys, if they were girls.  Get it?  Oh well.

November 13, 2008 → The Top Ten Ways To Complete The Statement, “If I Were A Boy…” – Boknoi

1. Louise - If I were a boy, I’d probably be a discreet, brokeback, once-a-year kind of gay, because deep in my heart of hearts, I’m a girly girl.
2. Spongebob – If I were a boy, I’d go for one of my ex-girlfriends. But then I AM a boy, pero boy din ang gusto ko.
3. Astroboy – If I were a boy, I’d be called Astrogirl.
4. Amber – If I were a boy, I’d look beyond the physical to give chances to girls who are plain-faced, but who have great personalities.
5. Racer – If I were a boy, I’d court and love my girlfriend so much, so that she wouldn’t turn gay. (Fyi: my girlfriend was straight but turned gay after 10 heartaches caused by stupid men.)
6. Chelsi – If I were a boy, I would no longer need tissue to pee.
7. Rebelyn – If I were a boy, I’d enjoy never having to wax my legs ever again!
8. Lintang Keringkeng – If I were a boy, maybe papansinin na ako ni “papa”. He doesn’t like girls eh.
9. No name – If I were a boy, I’d wear boxers and walk around the streets half-naked. Just because I can.
10. Nancy – If I were a boy, my children will probably be all panganay.
11. Ms.Ellaneous – If I were a boy, I’ll surely donate huge portions of my premium “swimmers” to the Sperm Bank for those women who want to have high quality genes!
12. Amy – If I were a boy, and my boyfriend a girl, I’d play around with other girls, the same way he did with me.
13. Icequeen – If I were a boy, my lesbian girlfriend wouldn’t like me anymore.
14. Siren – If I were a boy, I will no longer hear my parents saying, “eh babae ka kasi eh”, everytime they don’t to allow me to do things.
15. Diyosaiima – If I were a boy, pakakasalan ko si Delle sa kahit anong simbahan. Kaya lang, girl din ako eh.
16. Astroboy – If I were a boy, I’d crossdress so I’d still look like a girl.
17. Harriet – If I were a boy, I’d like to experience a bachelor’s party and see what men do before they get married. (Chico: You wouldn’t want to know…)
18. Purple – If I were a boy, I’d hate myself because men are pigs.
19. Mrs. Timmy Malaya Ang – If I were a boy, I’d grow my armpit hair as long as I can.
20. Geyp – If I were a boy, I’d cheat. Just to see why they derive so much pleasure from it.
21. Dapyang – If I were a boy, I’d scratch my balls in public.
22. Frederique – If I were a boy, my name would probably be Barbie Girl, at may parlor ako for sure!
23. Krispy kreme – If I were a boy, I would make friends with a girl first before courting her, just to be sure, rather than courtng a girl I barely know then drop her like a hot potato when I realize that I don’t like her pala but it’s too late because she’s already in love with me. (Hahaha, BITTER!)
24. Cheyenne: If I were a boy, Wala lang, papatayin ko lang sa inggit yung mga mayayabang na “macho village lesbians” sa amin. Ako boy na, sila mga fake boys pa rin!
25. Xaviera – If I were a boy, I’d get myself a nice ‘german cut’ .
26. Dapyang – If I were a boy, I’d join pataasan at palayuan ng ihi.
27. Jemo – If I were a boy, hahabulin ko ulit yung tatlo kong boylet who turned gay on me.
28. Crazyred – If I were a boy, i’d become a priest, and watch the girls go, “sayang, ang pogi ni Father…”
29. Kirei – If I were a boy, magtatayo ako ng fight club at bubugbugin namin lahat ng guys na manloloko ng girlfriend o wife nila!
30. Ms.Ellaneous – If I were a boy, I”d participate in the annual Oblation Run!
31. Mikimoto – If I were a boy, I‘d pee in every MMDA pink urinal to see if I’d still feel masculine after using a pink urinal.
32. Rogue – If I were a boy, ang haba siguro ng hotdog ko.