This Top Ten is sooo sashaaaaaaal!

November 7, 2008 → The Top Ten Kolehiyala Quotes

1. Aliceinforks – When my math teacher friend asked her students to copy the seatwork on the board, one of her students said: “What, we have to copy? Miss, you’re so tamad talaga, I swear!”
2. Specialist – “So sarap! Puwede pa-have?”
3. Astroboy – In a palengke: “Magkano na fish? You have sukli for 1k?”
4. Marcus - In college theology class, prof said we were going on an immersion in an urban poor community in QC that weekend. He asked the class what we thought was the most important thing to remember before the trip. Girl immediately barked: “Don’t wear jewelry! Baka ma-snatch!”
5. Astroboy – A kolehiyala to her bf: “What if sa future I become pangit, will you make iwan me na?”
6. No name – Blockmate on a jeep: “Sir, payment!”
7. Ghildon/Maximo/Professionalheckler – When asked to differentiate between a kamote and a dick, a kolehiyala replied, “Eeew! I don’t eat kamote!”
8. Kathy/Ruelski/Kristoff/Marianne – Kolehiyala activists: “Let’s make baka! Don’t be takot!”
9. Glenskie – An orgmate from UP, after taking the MRT for the first time: “My God, grabe the MRT noh! So many Filipinos!”
10. Jose de vengenge - Overheard sa starbux. Girl: “Hey can you make bantay my bag?” Gay: “Can I make dunggol your nguso?”
11. Geyp – Teacher: “If you were to trade places & live the life of the street children, how would you feel? Student: “I’ll be so dungis?”
12. Jun13 – “My eyes are white na kaya kaka-wait for you!”
13. Marcus – An office discussion about the Beijing Olympics. Officemate: “Makaka-host kaya ang Pilipinas ng olympics?” A girl on a nearby desk butted in: “Hellooo? Parking???”
14. Geyp – “My God, sana the pulubi won’t make limos to me!”
15. Sawyer – We had a blockmate that we were calling kolehiyala. She said: “I’m not kaya!”
16. Jorik – A classmate: “You’re so bastos, and super sama!”
17. No name – “How baboy naman the pig!”
18. Jose de vengenge – “KIll the ipis! Pero don’t step on it ha? Kadiri the sound.”
19. Hanazawa Rui – “Honeeeeeey, I don’t have panty naaaah!
20. Carlo of Radio 1 – Somebody really said this: “Guys, you think ba we really make tusok the fishball? That’s not true kayaaaaa! They just love to make us siraaaaa.”