The Best And The Rest 147

Strange that this Top Ten would be the topic I’m reposting because I was so close to buying another dog today.  It took all of my strength not to.  I already have 4, and I don’t really think we can handle any more.  So better judgment prevailed, at the expense of a broken heart. Sniff.

November 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Reasons Why Pets Are Better Than Lovers – Jose de Vengenge

1. Junus – Ang hayop, pag nakuhaan ng video habang nagse-sex, pang Animal Planet – educational. Pag tao, scandal na kaagad.
2. Astroboy – M0nkeys will eat any kind of banana, kahit señorita pa yan. Eh ang babae? Siyempre dapat lakatan, basta yung malaki.
3. Jedi Mstr – Goldfish are better than girlfriends because they only have 5 second memories.
4. Pumba – Buti pa ang aso kakahulan ka pag ayaw sa yo at lalabas pa ang pangil. Ang tao kahit ayaw sa yo, bumebeso pa rin. Plastik!
5. SPY Shadow – Pigeons, unlike some men and women, are better because they mate for life.
6. Jun13 - If you bring pets h0me, walang kasamang biyenan fr0m hell.
7. Maomao – Pag ang aso sinigawan mo, di ka tatawaging “nagger”.
8. Dru – With dogs, it’s okay to sniff each other’s butts in public.
9. The Diva – With pets, the worst social disease you’ll get is fleas.
10. C. Vanilla Ben – If you pet someone else’s dog it’s no problem. Try that with someone else’s girlfriend.
11. Frizzy Secretary – After a very long and tiring day at work, my dog would still love to run with me and wants me to cuddle him. Yung isa, pag nauna sa bahay makauwi, tapos pagod ka, hahanapan ka pa ng nilutong ulam tapos galit pag wala.
12. Dru – With dogs, the size of the bone doesn’t matter.
13. Zane – If you tell a dog to come, she’ll come.
14. SC – Ang pet hindi lang sa simula loyal at sweet. Hindi tulad ng lalaki na parang may expiration date ang loyalty.
15. Astroboy – Pag iniwan ka ng aso mo, ang daling palitan. Punta ka lang sa pet shop and may kapalit agad.
16. Specialist – Dogs don’t get upset if you accidentally call them by another name.
17. Jose de vengenge - Pets can lick their own thingy, without any difficulty.
18. Mr. Perk – Pets dont give unsolicited advice.
19. Espeks – Dog studs who are paid to do “it” are still respected.
20. Junus – Ang pagong, any time of the day, matigas.
21. Cheyenne – Ang fish, unlike some men, laging magaling “sumisid”.
22. Astroby – When dogs play dead, it’s cute. When women play dead, especially in bed, it’s not.
23. Racer – Ang pets, kahit anong itapat mo sa bibig, isusubo. Ang babae, choosy.
24. Junus – Ang langgam, nakakapasok sa kahit anong butas na kanyang naisin. Ang tao, kailangan pag magpaalam.
25. Grape - Test for who is man’s true best friend: Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of car for one hour. When you open the trunk, WHO IS REALLY HAPPY TO SEE YOU?