
We’re really so excited because one of our barkada is pregnant and about to give birth any moment now. So it’s pretty cool that I’m posting this now. Can’t wait to see how their baby looks like!
October 7, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say To A Woman Who’s Pregnant For The Very First Time
- SC – “Kailangan na talaga magtanim ng maraming damo, kasi dadami nanaman ang mukhang kabayo.”
- Diver Liz – “Don’t give him a name like Conrado Domingo, or he’ll end up with the nickname: CONDOM.”
- McDenzel – “Tapos na ang sarap, simula na ng hirap.”
- Automatic Allan – “Uuuy…hindi siya baog!”
- Kid Bukid – “Pag nagpapa-dede ka na, panood ha!”
- Pisngi/Kendzee/Geyp/Tani – May matris ka? Diba bakla ka?
- SC – “Naku, sa itsura niyong mag-asawa? Sana nag-ampon nalang kayo…”
- Chinese Cowboy/Ynaki – “Akin yung batik ha!”
- Bocaio – “Finally, nabuntis din! Diba sabi ko sa yo mas epektib pag tinanggal mo yung panty mo?”
- SPY Shadow – “For sure lalaki anak mo…kasi pangit ka…”
- Cheyenne – “Buntis ka? May pumatol?!?”
- Espeks – “I’m sure sasagutin ka rin niyan ng pabalang, tulad ng ginagawa mo sa nanay mo!”
- Automatic Allan – “At least may excuse ka na for your stretch marks and dark armpits!”
- Mr. Perk – “Make sure you give equal attention to the baby and your husband, so your child doesn’t grow up spoiled.”
- Paris – “Sana hindi kamukha ni kumpare…”
- Oceandip27 – “Maganda ka pala pag buntis! Sana lagi ka nalang buntis…”
- Purplerose – “Tinatanong mo kung masakit manganak? Imagine mo iire ka ng pakwan na may kamay at paa.”
- You highness – “Pssst…hanggang 8 1/2 months puwede pa rin kayo mag-anuhan…”
- Gibbus – “Sabi ko sa yo, swallow nalang eh…”
- Ehem – “Ang suwerte ng magiging anak mo! May nanay na, may lola pa!”

