The Best And The Rest 133

I grew up on Sesame Street and Electric Company.  Even now I enjoy watching on YouTube some segments I used to watch as a kid.  I’m just glad I never got to watch Elmo.  I’m not a fan.

October 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To hear In A Children’s Show – Jorik

1. Curt Smith – Popeye: Pucha naman, gulay nanaman!
   
2. Automatic Allan – Powerpuff Girls: “Bubbles, may lighter ka? Pa-yosi ka naman, oh!
   
3. Astroboy - Lola Basyang – “Mga bata, ang ikukuwento ko sa inyo ngayon, ay galing sa isang napakagandang libro, ang Kama Sutra…”
4. Specialist – Robin: “Batman, can I slide down your batpole?”
5. Jorik – Bert: “Si Ernie, ang daya, lagi nalang siya ang top!” (sa bunk bed)
6. No Name – Grover: “Cookie Monster, wag mong kainin ang titik ‘O’!”
7. Jorik – Pong: “Kiko, sino gusto mong isubo, si B1 o si B2?”
8. Your Highness – Manang Bola: “Itlog ni Nognog, huwag tutulog-tulog. Wala na kong panty na suot…ka-ke-ki-ko-ku!”
9. Automatic Allan – Lola Basyang: “Ang alamat ng STD…”
10. Dru – Storm: “Sure ka paralyzed si Professor X from the waist down? Eh bakit nakita ko siyang ‘tumayo’?”
11. SC – Barbie: Masarap akong bihisan…pero mas masarap akong hubaran…”
12. Dark Fader – Goku: “Gusto mong hawakan ang aking dragon balls?”
13. Jedi Mstr – Genie to Jasmine: “Wanna rub my magic lamp and see if something comes out again?”
14. Espeks – Mary Jane: “Kadiri yung kay Spiderman, sapot ang lumalabas!”
15. Hanazawa Rui/Jun 13 – Human Torch: “Tignan niyo yung akin, nagi-init!” Thing: “Wala yan, tignan mo yung akin, sing-tigas ng bato!” Mr. Fantastic: “Talo kayo, yung akin, humahaba hanggang gusto ko!” Invisible Girl: “Yun lang? Ako din meron niyan, di niyo lang kita…”
16. Joel – Batman: “Dali Robin, pasok ka na sa buttcave!”
17. Mandong Masahista – The triceratops friend of Barney: “Me so horny!”
18. Ynaki – Barney: “Did you know that my scientific name is Penisaurus Humungus Rex?”
19. Acer – Wnder Woman to Superman: “I’m delayed. I think we’re having a super bastard.”
20. Siver Bullet – Care Bears: “We don’t care!”