In this golden age of mass media and internet and blogs and twitter and stuff, it’s sooo easy to start a fight. Just visit ANY thread in any forum or any comments section of a blog, and you’ll see just how easy it is to inflame emotions in this age of everyone-having-an-opinion-and-wanting-to-say-them-out-loud. So this barely scratches the surface.
September 9, 2008 → The Top Ten Statements That Will Start A Fight – V55
- Oahm – “Alam mo, gabi na…pero amoy araw ka pa rin!
- Rope 23 – On a bus, when the conductor asks for a smaller bill, just tell him, “Ang problema ko, pambayad. Ang problema mo, panukli.”
- Paleng/Hiscuteness – “Ang mga ipin mo pala, parang exam: one seat apart.”
- Alokacoke – “Aside from your face, anong problema mo?”
- No name – “Try mo mag-isip, promise, hindi masakit!”
- Homer – “Ateneo, bulok!”
- Yummy – “Kung mamamatay ka bukas…bakit hindi pa ngayon?”
- Chun Yang – “Ang liit na, supot pa!”
- Dru – “Naka-iphone ka nga, prepaid naman.”
- SC – “Kung totoo na ang tao galing sa unggoy…bakit ikaw, mukhang kabayo?”
- Rovick Rovivrus – “Pag katabi mo yung girlfriend mo, nagmumukha kang magsasaka. Kasi yung girlfriend mo, mukhang kalabaw.”
- Niccolo – “Yung hininga mo ba, inborn? Kasi amoy inbornal eh!”
- No name – Pag may tumawag sa iyo na pangit, sabihin mo lang, “Ugly, starts with ‘U’.”
- Psyvels – “Ano bang gusto mo, away o gulo?”
- Maximo – Pag pinagbintangan ni misis si yaya na nagnakaw ng panty niya, at sasabihin ni yaya na, “Ati, hindi ako nagpa-panty! Pramis, itanong mo pa kay Koya!”
- Jose de vengenge – “The trouble with you, is that you have diarrhea of the mouth and constipation of the brain!”
- Vi – To a couple with their newborn baby: “Ba’t ganun? Ang ganda mo, ang guwapo ng asawa mo…pero mukhang unggoy ang baby niyo!”
- Euniz/Isenhart – “May istura ka…mula ulo, mukhang paa!”
natatawa pa rin ako sa #6. wahaha. kahit anong school ilagay diyan, tiyak may mag-aaway.
saang school kaya galing si Homer.. hmm haha
I have an entry for this which made it to the top ten. I even recalled it the first time I met Chico and Del kasi yung hubby ko nahihiya sumama sa station kasi mostly yung mga entries about us. hehehe My entry then was when I asked my hubby, “Pag namatay ba ako, maga-asawa ka ulit?’ he then replied, ‘Malamang.’
hi chico i am a silent rusher since ’96. love your show, walang kupas! loved that episode when you were speaking spanish wen delle greeted the people from instituto cervantes. cant stop laughing that day. take care and more power to you and delamar
can’t stop laughing with the #11 entry. panalo!
may bago akong natutunan…yung number 12. (magamit nga minsan) hahahaha
ung 12 nga, parang ang sayang gamitin wahaha
panalo yung “Ateneo, bulok!” hahaha away talaga to!
hahaha.. mganda nga un number 12.. meron akong kilalang pede kong pagsabihan nun. wahaha..
anyway, i think that i remember hearing this top10 live.. and when i read this blog.. i remember my fs bulletin that really started a fight on the fs bulletin.. it goes like this..
“when people are trying to pull you down, it means that you’re on top of them.. walang maiinis..”
and i never thought that someone so angry at me for the reason that i don’t know reacted on the fs bulletin with this..”walang susubok nun, wala ka pa naman sa itaas”
di naman ako ngpaawat.. and that bulletin started it all.. all of my classmates have read all the bad things that “baklang bakulaw” was posting on the bulletins about me.. sobrang naninira tlga xa sken.. well, i just made a fun out of him.. mas maganda naman tlga ako sknya.. and he ended up saying sorry to me.. oha oha.
gracias, maui!
hello sir chico