What do you do if you catch someone’s S.O. cheating? Do you tell? Is it none of your business? My call on that depends on how close you are to the person. If it’s your sister, or your barkada, or a close relative, then I think you have every right to squeal since it’s your duty to protect those you love fiercely. But if they’re say, officemates, or acquaintances, I’d rather stay away because it’s not for me to intrude into relationships I know very little about.
July 25, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say To Someone’s S.O. If You Catch Them Cheating
- Acer/Kopiko – “Say, ‘cheese’!”
- Rufino – “Kung pinsan mo yan, eh bakit kayo nagli-lips to lips?”
- Mangkose – “Pare, ang spare tire, tinatago, hindi idini-display!”
- Kate Molds – “Pagkatapos ng kulam, mata niyo lang ang walang pigsa!”
- Kid Bukid – “Hep, hep, hep…guys, ang mga taksil, itaas ang mga kamay…”
- Acer – “Naman, mangangaliwa ka na lang, sa pangit pa…”
- Hervee – “Bagay kayo…isang basurero at ang kanyang basura.”
- Jollibee – “Ang cute niya! Anong breed?”
- Spy Shadow – “My lips are sealed. Ang lagay eh…”
- Blair – “You broke the only rule in cheating: ‘Don’t get caught’.”
- Billybaggins – “Taksil! Hindi ka na nakontento sa akin!”
- Dru – “Kunyari ginto, yun pala tanso!”
- Hunny – “Hoy bakla! At kelan ka pa nahilig sa babae?”
- Louise – “I see you’re into downgrades…”
- Greg – “Ganyan ang kilos ng utak-betlog!”
- Alexis – “Next time you boink her? Think of your kids’ faces when they find out.”
- Parlayvoo – “Alam ko naghahanap ka lang ng kakamot ng kati mo, pero kailangan bang pumili ng mukhang kuko?”
- Penny Essovigz – “Ang liit-liit na nga daw nung iyo, may kahati pa?”
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