The Best And The Rest 86

Don’t even go there.  I swear, we all have days when we feel like nobody loves us.  Even if all the signs tell you that you’re wrong, that people DO love you, it just feels like nobody cares if you live or die.  The past few months have been difficult, so this resonates a little bit more than it should.  Thank heavens it has a funny streak…

July 7, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That Nobody Love You

1. Gorgeous Bitch – If after you tell someone that you’re still single, they say, “Sa bagay…”
2. Godric – If during your funeral, you’re friends have a “wacky” shot taken.
3. Raymond A – If you always buy takeout for 2, kahit lagi ka namang nag-iisa.
4. Jun 13 – If you only have 1 friend in your Friendster account, and you realize it’s the other account you created for yourself.
5. Godric – If you receive chain letters that tell you you’ll die whether you pass it around or not.
6. oBaDiaH – If you mail a letter to yourself and it returns with a “return to sender” note.
7. scrambledegg – If after 13 years of trying, you still haven’t made it into the Top Ten.
8. Journey – I organize birthday parties for all my family members, and I am very hands on with the preparation. But no one has EVER organized a party for me.
9. Asar – If you’re in a house filled with “loved ones”, yet you feel so alone.
10. No name – If you always leave an extra bowl of catfood for your cat because you know that if you suddenly drop dead, no one will be looking for you for weeks.
11. Geyp – If you send a group text to 20 people telling them you love them, and you get 21 “who u?” messages back.
12. Putungtung’s Dad – Pag never ka pa sinama sa “Family Day”.
13. Dru – If during photo-ops, they always hand you the camera.
    
14. Betty Cow – If your wife calls you “hoy”, and your kids call you, “asawa ng nanay ko”.
15. Betty Cow – If the only text you get on your birthday is a forwarded message from a friend, and when you thank him, he texts back, “Sorry, wrong send”.
16. Jun13 – If no one wants to tell you, “Peace be with you”, during mass.
17. Mang Jose – If on the first day you’re home, after a year abroad, your kids ask you, “Kelan alis mo?”
18. Mr. Perk – If the only way people will go out with you is if you tell them it’s your treat.
19. Dru – If you Google the word “unloved”, and pictures of you come out in the entries.
20. Dru – If even perverts don’t want to touch you.
    
21. Geyp – If you held a birthday party and you can’t even say, “nilangaw ang party ko!” because even the flies didn’t bother to come.
22. Sayuri – If nobody invited you to your own going away party!
23. SPY Shadow – You segue from an orphanage to a home for the aged.