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08

The Best And The Rest 81

In the olden days, what we consider stinky now, eau de sexy time back then.  One of the main purposes of hair in the armpits and hair in the nether regions was to actually soak up the sweaty scent, because primarily, sweat juice was pumped with pheromones.  So what we consider as body odor, is actually biologically speaking, aroma de amore.  But of course we are now in a new era, where eau de naturel is frowned upon, where the accepted scents are delicate notes of flowers, citrus, and wood.

June 27, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say To A Stinky Person

  1. Alaric – “Amoy kang paa na binabad sa baha, na tinuyo sa pilit, habang nasa loob ng sapatos na may amag na bulok!”
  2. Geyp – “Sana pag sinasabi mong may ‘asim’ ka pa, sana hindi yung literal…”
  3. Valkira – “Wow, yung amoy mo nambubugbog ng kulangot!”
  4. Pink Strawberry – “I know what you ate last summer.”
  5. The Designated Driver – “Dahil sa yo, na-confirm ko na magkarugtong nga ang puwet at ang bibig!”
  6. No name – From our P.E. teacher: “Uy, nangangalmot ang amoy mo ha!”
  7. Rodel – “Pare, sino pa yung presidente nung huling ligo mo?”
  8. No name – “Ang bangis ng amoy mo, tumatambay sa ilong! Nagdiya-diyaryo na, nagkakape pa!”
  9. No name – Man 1: “Pare, umutot ka?” Man 2: “Hindi, nag-burp lang.”
  10. Pabzpogi – “May kaamoy kang artista…si Smellany Marquez!”
  11. Jose de vengenge – “Uy pare hulaan ko fave song mo! ‘Insensitive’. Eh sakin hulaan mo. ‘Barely Breathing’.”
  12. Athanatos/Gibo – “Ang breath mints mo ba ay ‘the seven dwarves’? Paki check nga, parang patay na yung isa…”
  13. JB – “Pare, ipagmalaki mo yang putok mo, pinagpawisan mo yan eh!”
  14. Loipogi/Guelmytes/Hanazawa Rui/Fat One – After someone burps: “Hulaan ko ulam mo kanina…hmmm…ebak?”
  15. Astroboy – “Daig ng hininga mo ang utot ko!”
  16. Jet – “Miss, anong shampoo mo, ‘Gee Your Hair Smells’?”
  17. SPY Shadow – “Alam ko ang favorite band ng kilikili mo — Garbage!”
  18. Geyp – “Para kang labanos…maputi, pero amoy utot.”




 

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