The Best And The Rest 79

When people say they don’t lie, they’re lying.  Sometimes we don’t even realize we’re lying because it’s so second nature to some.  And I must say one of the most common reasons we lie is when we’re making an excuse.  When you’re late, you text that you’re “on EDSA already”, when in fact you’re just about to enter the shower.  But some excuses are more annoying than others.

June 25, 2008 → The Top Ten Excuses You Hate

1. Dru – “I’m not gay, I’m straight. I’m just curious.”
2. KiD BuKid – When your sobbing Yaya tells you, “Koya…Ati…uuwi po ako sa probinsya namin kasi namatay na naman yung Lolo ko!”
3. Febkinse – When I was in line in a drive-thru, an FX backed up into my car.  His excuse: “Akala ko walang kotse sa likod ko.”
4. Jun13 - Our noisy neighbor’s excuse is: “Kung ayaw niyo ng maingay, dun kayo sa subdivision tumira!”
5. No name – Driving home from school, I hit a guy who suddenly darted into the road out of nowhere.  As I was driving him to the hospital, he kept saying over and over, “Mayaman ka kasi, mahirap lang ako…”
6. Enigmaticjehn – Whenever parents say, “Ikaw dapat ang magpaaral sa mga kapatid mo kasi ikaw ang may trabaho!”
7. Cheyenne – My daughter’s excuse when I tell her to run errands is: “Ma, sa iba na lang niyo i-utos, may pimples po ako eh!”
8. Sunshine – When my mother-in-law says: “Basta sumunod nalang kyo! Dapat kung sino ang matanda, yun ang masusunod!”
9. No name – In a relationship, when a partner who was caught cheating says, “Because you’re never there for me! What did you expect me to do?”
10. Starex – My boyfriend’s excuse for not writing me love letters: “Kaya nga ako nag engineering kasi ayoko ng sulat-sulat!”
11. No name – When my dad was explaining to me why he cheated on my mom, his reason was: “I’m just trying to help your mom to lose weight by giving her a problem.”
12. No name – Another piece of crap my dad told me why he cheated on my mom: “I’m diabetic and I wanted to test my manhood.”
13. Hyflyer – When a teacher asked: “Alvin, why did you not attend my class yesterday?” Alvin: “Kasi po absent po ako.”
14. Rodel – “Malakas ang ulan, nakainom kami pareho, at kapwa sabik sa mga misis namin…”
15. Jose de vengenge - Guy: “Sigurado ka ba na ako ang ama nyan?” Girl: “Oo naman! Tatlo na nga ang tinanong ko, eh hindi raw sila!”
16. Wishoolicious – The waiter’s excuse when I asked why there was no sisig available in their sisig resto? “Puyat po kami eh…”
17. Your Highness – Believe it or not, if you got hit by a car by the “locals” in the Middle East, a common excuse would be” “You see, you would have not met this accident if you just stayed home in your country!”
18. Janela – Worst excuse I got from an agent: “I have a doctor’s appointment.” Thing is, her shift is at 10pm!
19. SPY Shadow – If your noisy neighbor tells you: “Eh di bumili kayo ng mas malakas na sound system para makaganti kayo sa amin!”
20. Loipogi – “It’s the government’s obligation to feed us, provide us clothing, and give us shelter BECAUSE we’re poor!”
21. Janice – It was Mother’s day & I was waiting for my husband to at least greet me like he used to during the past Mother’s days. When it was almost midnight, I finally asked him if he won’t greet me at all. He answered, “No, because you’re not my mother.”
22. Madstick – I really hate it when public utility drivers, when they get into a traffic accident, use the line: “Sensya na po, tao lang po at nagtratrabaho lang po!”
23. Jose de vengenge - One time my mom saw a man peeing outsyd. Mom: “Ano ba yan! Ang liit ng tit* tapos ang daming bulb*l!” LALAKI: “Eh anong gusto mo? Maliit ang bulb*l tapos madaming tit*?”