The best And The Rest 73

People always think they’re right.  The ones who think they know everything, usually turn out to the people who know the least.  The people who truly know a lot, know just how little they truly know.  That’s why I’m very wary of people who speak “truths” all the time, since most likely, they know crap.

June 10, 2008 → The Top Ten Maling Akala

1. Ms Frecks – Dati, ayokong i-dial ang phone number namin sa bahay kasi akala ko baka makausap ko ang sarili ko.
2. Paolo – When I was in elementary, a classmate of mine told me that I had eyebags, so I said “Ha, asan? asan?”
3. Candygurl – As a kid, I thought that if I talked in English FLUENTLY w/o muttering a single Filipino word, my hair would go blonde.
4. Loipogi – Akala ng maraming tao, kapag paulit-ulit nilang pinress ang elevator button, bibilis ito. Studies show lalo lang bumabagal yung system.
5. No name – Akala ko yung Bear Brand galing sa dede ng bear.
6. Mayuyulover – Akala ko noong unang panahon black and white ang mundo (kasi yung mga old movies black and white din).
7. Cooky – When I was a kid, akala ko pag nireplay yung Ms. Universe sa gabi, iba ang nananalo kesa sa umaga. Kaya lagi ko pinapanood yung sa gabi, hoping Ms. Philippines might win.
8. Jedi Mstr – Akala ko dati dalawang tao lang sila “Tito Vic” & “Joey”.
9. Jedi Mstr/Scrambledegg – Akala ko dati champoy was made from Chinese boogers.
10. Kobang – Akala ko “opisina” ang ibig sabihin nung salitang “kulasisi”, kasi laging sinasabi ng mommy ko sa daddy ko, “O, galing ka naman sa kulasisi mo!”
11. Purple – When I was a kid akala ko my mom was Coney Reyes in disguise; that every time she went to work, she was in reality shooting “Coney Reyes on Camera”.
12. Jessie – Nung 1998, akala ko si Chico Garcia, yung asawa ni Jean Garcia.
13. Eminem – Noong bata pa ako at inosente, akala ko totoong pinipitik ang itlog para maging itlog na pula kasi yun sabi ng uncle ko.
14. No name – Akala ng kaibigan kong taga U.P., ang boobs ng girls, isa tubig isa gatas! Kaya daw nililipat ng mom yung baby from one boob to the other para milk then water!
15. Taho – When I was a kid akala ko that the U.S. is in the clouds, that’s why people have to ride airplanes to get there.
16. No name – Akala ko gusto ko ng girls…yun pala mas gusto ko ang boys.
17. KiD BuKid – Nakulong yung taga-kabilang barangay kasi akala niya lubid lang ang napulot niya, yun pala may nakataling baka sa dulo!
18. Curt Smith – “Ay hon, sorry! Madilim kasi, akala ko nakatihaya ka, nakadapa ka pala…”
19. Ynaki – Akala ko ang tawag sa taong taga-Holland, ay “Holes”, kasi diba pag taga-Poland, “Poles”?
20. Jedi Mstr – Akala ko dati, women with firm butts were virgins.
21. Jose de vengenge - Akala ko dati nabubuntis din ang bading…pero sa throat.