The Best And The Rest 70

This is a no-brainer so it hardly needs any intros.  Brokeback Mountain was one of the strangest movie titles ever for a gay movie.  I mean, what the heck does “brokeback” literally mean?  Of course, now, it means something else: “Nag-brokeback-an si Badong at Bading!” So, without further ado:

June 3, 2008 → The Top Ten Titles For A Gay Movie

1. Jessie - “Iron Manoy”
2. Rodel – “Totoy Kikiam”
3. Memong – “Wag Kang Kikibo: Ako Ang Magsusubo”
4. Jose de vengenge - “Winnie the Poohole”
5. MNEMONIC - “Malaki Ang Titik ‘O’”
6. No name/Kobe Kang – “Bukas Luluhod Ang Mga Bakla”
7. Joey Tribbiani – “Diablo! Diablo! Diablo!” (say it repeatedly and fast)
8. Supah Goddess – “So Do Mi (the gay musicale)”
9. Em-em Unggoy – “Ang Tikoy Matigas Na”
10. Your Highness – (a gay Christmas movie) “I Saw Daddy Kissing Santa Claus”
11. Marco – “Bakling Na Walang Ningning”
12. Dru – “Totoy Mola Vs. Ben Tuwad”
13. Zane – “Dalaga Na Si Manong”
14. Enargie – “Gaysabel: Ang Sireynang Malansa”
15. April – “24 Oras: Dahil Hindi Natutulog Ang Mga Baklita”
16. Espong – “Birdy: Sasakalin kita!”
17. Mr. Perk – “Maging Sinetch Ka Man”
18. Joeshred – “Ang Hinlalaki Ni Toto”
19. The Dark Passenger – “Wag Bayaw, Lalaki Din Ako!”
20. RC and Cess – “Ikasa Mo, Dadapa Ako!”
21. Ronnie – “Sa Iyo Ang Tahong, Akin Ang Talong”
22. Angela – “Ang Mga Mananayaw Ng Red Banana”
23. Yñaki – “Fondling Nemo”
24. Hammy – “Pototoy Story”
25. Jose de vengenge – “Kapwa Ko, Mahal Ko”
26. Jose de vengenge – “Nawili Si Adonis Sa Tsapa ng Pulis”
27. Kat – (about a gay robot) “Judinger Z”
28. Racer – “Inday Jones And The Crystal Strap-On”
29. Dru – “Batman And Robin: Into The Bat-Hole”
30. Dru – “Crouching Tiger, Swallows Dragon”
31. RC and Cess – “Horny Potter And The Sorcerer’s Son”
32. Jose de vengenge - “Sagad Hanggang Tonsils”
33. No name – “Sana Dalawa Ang Pusod Ko”