
Hoo boy. If only I could ask God my questions. But my favorite analogy as to why we can’t seem to fathom what God probably has in “mind”, is the amoeba-calculator analogy. Imagine an amoeba coming across a calculator. Even if it tried, no matter how hard it tried, there is no probability whatsoever that an amoeba could understand what the heck a calculator is. With its limited capacity, it does not have any concept of numbers, much less a machine that deals with the complexities of numbers. Same with humans and God. Even if we tried, God’s “consciousness” is beyond any concept that we can even imagine. I don’t necessarily buy that, it’s just an interesting thought.
May 23, 2008 → The Top Ten Questions For God
- No name/Lablab – Why aren’t You talking to me?
- Arwen – Can You forgive a mistress, who, instead of being financed by her lover, is the one helping his family financially?
- Juriz – Among all human events, which one made You the saddest, and which one made You the happiest?
- Twylyt – Is this man I married my karma?
- Mikel – Did Judas go to heaven?
- Energyelf/Jowjowz – If you’re perfect, and you created gays and lesbians, why do You forbid homosexuality?
- Harold – Bakit may pinapanganak, tapos kinukuha mo rin kaagad?
- Stunnedsilence – Do people who commit suicide really go to hell?
- Mikel – Where did You come from?
- Lilith – When You see the victims of the earthquake in China or the cyclone in Myanmar, do You feel sorry for them or do You just see everything as part of Your grand plan?
- Espeks – When we go to heaven, do we exist there at the age we died, or do we become something else altogether?
- Louise – Why did You stop talking to people directly, like You did with Moses and Abraham?
- Spongebob – Bakit mo ko ginawang pangit?
- Miles – Is my dad okay up there? Will You tell him that his little princess says hi?
- Joykarei – Why am I in such pain? What do you want me to learn from all this?
- Bennie/Mulangot MD – Why do you take the kind people first and let the evil ones live longer?
- Cheyenne – When we die, will we recognize each other in heaven?
- Warriorpoet – Why do You make it so hard for me to believe that You exist?
- Beybigurl/Vie – Which of the many religions is closest to how You really feel?
- Anto and Bacchus/Stunnedsilence – When and how will I die?
- Stu/Arxangel/Liza – Is everything written in the Bible true? Which parts are accurate and which parts aren’t?
- Mr. Perk – have You forgiven me?
- RC and Cess/Dru – Can You create something so heavy that even You can’t carry it?
- Jane – Will you condemn me for something that is inherent in me?
- V55 – Okay lang po ba sa inyo na direkta na kami sa inyo, wala ng middlemen? Yun po kasing dapat sa inyo eh nakakaltasan pa.
- Sunnysideup – God, what do YOU want to tell me?

