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All posts for the day September 9th, 2008

Do people tell the truth when they’re angry, or do people say stuff they don’t mean when theyre angry?  It’s a tough call.  It’s the same thing when people are drunk.  Until now I haven’t made up my mind.  I think angry words are based on truth, but spoken with a heart that aims to hurt.  So maybe it’s a little bit in between.

May 22, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You’ve Said During A Fight

  1. Gorgeous Bitch – I once said this to a clerk in a video store: “Pasalamat ka guwapo ka, kundi nasampal na kita.”
  2. Zi – “Yung huling tao na pinagtawanan ako, umihi ng blade! Ano, tatawa ka pa?!?”
  3. Witchy Bitch – “I’m not saying I’m beautiful, what I am saying is, PANGIT KA!”
  4. MNEMONIC – During a big fight with my girlfriend, I told her, “Lumayas ka sa pamamahay ko!” She replied, “Wait a minute, this is MY condo unit!”
  5. Anto – “Ikaw ang kalawang na sumira sa singtibay ng bakal na pagsasamahan naming magkakaibigan.”
  6. ACER – A guy asked me,”Bakit ang sama mo tumingin?” In anger I blurted, “Eh ikaw, bakit ang sama mo tingnan?”
  7. Allan – I told my brother during a physical fight: “Kahit ilang beses mo pa ko suntukin, hindi ka pa rin magiging tama!”
  8. RC N CESS – “Yung huling umaway kina Chico at Delamar, nasa PLM na ngayon…modelo ng skeletal system sa medical school!”
  9. Robert – Wife: “Go to hell!” Me: “I’m already there!”
  10. LOIpogi – From an 80′s tearjerker: “Magsabi ka lang kung kahit saan, kahit kailan, umaaraw man o umuulan, may panty man o wala!”
  11. Purplerose – I heard this sa palengke when there’s two tindera arguing, “Para kang inahing manok, putak ka ng putak, bugok naman ang itlog!”
  12. LOipogi – “Sige, payag ako. Saksakan. Pero walang patayan.”
  13. Niknok – “Let’s just end this now, coz everytime we fight, I end up hurting myself more than I intend to hurt you.”
  14. SilentRusher/Flying Butete – I said this to my ex during our breakup fight: “Wag kang magmalaki kasi maliit naman yang birdie mo!”
  15. Paolo – When someone said, “Basagan na lang ng mukha!” I told him, “Lugi ako, kasi yung iyo basag na.”
  16. YñaKì – “Di bale nang mahirap, wag lang matandang bading na mahilig sa menor de edad na tulad mo!”
  17. Puting Payong – During a fight with my landlady, I shouted, “Palibhasa wala kang pinag-aralan!” She ran away crying.  I learned later on na grade 3 lang pala ang natapos niya.
  18. Vi – “Mahirap ka na nga, balasubas ka pa!”
  19. SPY Shadow – I overheard this from a boy to another boy during a wake: “Ang yabang mo! Hindi ka imbitado pag Daddy ko naman ang namatay!”
  20. KiD BuKid – Years ago, I said to a ‘hot girl’ who was very late on our date, “Anong sori-sori, DAPA!”
  21. Lara – At the height of a fight, I suddenly shouted, “Napaka-ano mo! Dapat kasi hindi mo ano…yung kwan!”
  22. Loipogi – “SORRY, I would never fight someone who’s got nothing to lose.”
  23. Pin – “Pag pangit ka, dapat maganda ugali mo!”
  24. Cheyenne – I said to my EX-friend/tsismosa neighbor: “Hoy, ahas na may fake boobs. . .Heto’ng pera, isaksak mo sa matris mong panis!”
  25. Boy Hunk – “Palakihan nalang ng…sweldo!”
  26. Chichi – I said this during my confrontation with the woman my husbnd was having an affair with: “Walang pamilyang masisira, kung walang malanding babae!”
  27. Heleina – To my then boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend: “Hating me won’t make you any prettier.”