The Best And The Rest 57

Feeling like a winner or a loser is all a matter of perspective.  Unless you’re Michael Phelps, who can only be a winner and nothing but, usually we’re all a percentage winners and a percentage losers.  Sometimes it’s just a matter of focusing on either one.

March 6, 2008 → The Top Ten Signs That You’re A Winner/Loser

1. Winner Camungay – Winner ako kasi “Winner” ang pangalan ko.
2. Castortroy – I’m a winner because I’m sending my nephew to school this year, but I’m a loser because my wife and I are still childless after 3 years of marriage.
3. Marcus – I’m a loser because my 3-year-old blog only has 9 comments but I’m a winner because one of them is from my idol Star columnist Butch Dalisay.
4. Leiacutie – I am a winner because I’m getting married in December to my high school classmate, best friend & soon to be husband but I’m loser because my mom won’t be there because she passed away in 2005.
5. Yalem – My cousin is a winner kasi she’s finally pregnant. May traumatic childhood memory  siya when a close friend of hers told her na di siya magkakaanak kasi pangit siya.
6. Kitkat – I’m a winner because I’ve achieved impressive scholastic merits at 27 (I have Masters & studied in Spain), but I’m a loser because men are now intimidated to court me.
7. Espeks – Winners dare where losers won’t.
8. Just Half Evil – Winners make commitments losers make promises.
9. Mean Angel – I have a boyfriend who had a girlfriend for 11 years. Last month he broke up with her and chose me. I knw I should feel like I’m the winner, but guilt tells me that I’m the loser.
10. Jose de vengenge – You‘re a loser if you have a hot sexy girlfriend like mine, but she can’t swallow…her pride. She doesn’t even blow you…away.
11. Espeks – Losers imitate while winners innovate.
12. Espeks – I’m a winner because no amount of negative comments from anyone can bring me down. The more you piss me off, the better I get at things.
13. Munchkins – I’m a winner because I look good, I’m a senior manager at age 27, and I have investments. But still a loser because I prefer straight guys. I have to pay someone just to be loved. These are the consequences of being gay.
14. No name – I’m a winner because I got promoted, but despite my success I’m such a failure as a wife because my husband admitted that he has a girlfriend and we’re now separated.
15. Your Highness – You’re a loser if before sex, a “Pro” tells you, ”Hep, hep, hep…bayad muna!” But you’re a winner if she tells you, “Huwag na…dapat nga ako pa ang magbayad sa ‘yo eh.”