It was another one of those topics that touched nerve and induced the creative juices to flow. It’s an old game, where you get a song title, then replace one word in the title with the word, “itlog”. I swear, so many entries came in, some not fit for broadcast. But here they are, in all their uncensored glory!

March 27, 2008 → The Top Ten “Itlog” Songs

1. Aeolith/Mikimoto – “Kahit Maputi Na Ang Itlog Ko” by Sharon Cuneta
   
2. Aeolith – “Pasko Na Itlog Ko” by Gary Valenciano
   
3. Belski/Camylo/Bugoy/Pollyanna/Ynaki – “Put Your Itlog On My Shoulder” by Paul Anka
4. Rigor/Hydz/Carl/Kikhai/Rigor/McMaki/Windsurfer/Gorgeous Bitch/Bombai – “Sana Dalawa Ang Itlog Ko” by Bodgie’s Law Of Gravity
5. No name – “There’s No Easy Way To Break Somebody’s Itlog” by James Ingram
6. Jose De Vengenge/Stundsilence/Dosche – “Itlog In My Pocket” by Alanis Morissette
7. Jeffreak/TwistedSaint/Mak/Ponchie/Marie/Dong & Lai – “Quit Playing Games With My Itlog” by Backstreet Boys
8. Scuzzy/Tipipay/Fionagirl/Nikai – “Till They Take My Itlog Away” by Claire Marlow
9. Fairy/Pinkish/Blairbitch – “Sinaktan Mo Ang Itlog Ko” by Michael V.
10. Council – “Horse With No Itlog” by America, “Kiss On My Itlog” by Hall and Oates
11. No name – “I Just Called To Say I Love Itlog” by Stevie Wonder
12. Maomao/Prima Donya – “Tattooed On My Itlog” by D Sound
13. Howe – “I Lay My Itlog On You” by Westlife
14. TwistedSaint – “First Time Ever I Saw Your Itlog” by Roberta Flack
15. Salonpas Girl/Jose De Vengenge/Zac Apron/Gorgeous Bitch – “Bleeding Itlog” by Leona Lewis
16. I.T. Guy – “Sana’y Wala Nang Itlog” by Sharon Cuneta
17. Jose De Vengenge – “Big Yellow Itlog” by Joni Mitchell, Counting Crows
18. Wilhelm – “Mahirap Magmahal Ng Itlog Ng Iba” by The Apo Hiking Society
19. Shining/Jun13 – “Can You Feel The Itlog Tonight” by Elton John
20. No name – “I Got You Under My Itlog” by Frank Sinatra
21. Ulysses – “Please Be Careful With My Itlog” by Jose Mari Chan
22. Jareth/Ynaki – “I Wanna Hold Your Itlog” by The Beatles
23. batangKAWAYAN – “Suntok Sa Itlog” by Session Road
24. batangKAWAYAN – “Muntik Nang Maabot Ang Itlog” by True Faith
25. Pao-pao – “Don’t It Make My Brown Itlog Blue” by Crystal Gayle
26. Joeshred – “Let Me See His Western Itlog” from Miss Saigon
27. Ynaki – “Another One Bites The Itlog” by Queen
28. Joyce – “Kapag Tumibok Ang Itlog” by Donna Cruz
29. JP/Dude – “Itlog Of An Angel” by Hinder
30. Bugoy – “I Left My Itlog In San Francisco” by Tony Bennett
31. Loi Pogi – “Itlog Runs Dry” by Boyz II Men
32. Gorgeous Bitch -”Tell It To My Itlog” by Taylor Dayne
33. Miyaka – “Teardrops On My Itlog” by Taylor Swift
34. Teejay – “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polka Dot Itlog” by Neil Sedaka
35. Ether – “Hawak Itlog” by Yeng Constantino
36. Michikoy – “Kung Mahawi Man Ang Itlog” by Sharon Cuneta
37. Loi Pogi – “Bilog Nanaman Ang Itlog” by Tropical Depression
38. Jules – “Smells Like Teen Itlog” by Nirvana