The Best And The Rest 31

Okay, it’s THAT kind of Top Ten again. Obviously, our regulars are invigorated and their creativities are instantly piqued when the topic has an extra serving of sleaze. What can you say about people who are at their shining best when being naughty? You just gotta love ‘em!

March 13, 2008 → The Top Ten Things To Say When You’re Caught Doing Something Nasty

1. LOipogi – “O, anong tinitingin-tingin mo diyan? Hindi mo ba nakikita? GALIT ako. GALIT na GALIT ako! Kung ayaw mong ibuhos ko sa ‘yo itong galit ko, get out!”
2. Carebear/MM/Aubrey Smile/Speedy/Maverick/Johnny Boy/Mama Ria/Jong-Su – “At least hindi ako nagdu-drugs!”
3. Moxie – True story: my 7-year-old brother saw my ex fondling his crotch. He asked my ex, “Hoy, ano yang ginagawa mo diyan? Bakit lumaki yan?” My ex answered, “Wala…inaantay ko lang ang ate mo…”
4. No name – “Hon, naubos kasi yung lotion kaya gel nalang…”
5. Basti/Tuna Belly – “Inaamoy ko lang yung bibingka kung panis na!”
6. Trisha – “Tinuturuan lang niya akong mag-drive, kaya ko hawak yung kambyo niya…”
7. Jack Cool – “Kinagat kasi ng langgam…kaya kinamot ko…eh ang sarap…”
8. Jedi Mstr – “Sorry…napasubo lang ako…”
9. Mr. Perk – “Mare, pinupunan ko lang ang mga pagkukulang mo kay pare.”
10. Roni – “Ma, hinihimas ko lang yung balahibo ng pusa niya!”
11. Ryanjigs – “Pinapalabas ko lang po yung langgam…pumasok eh!”
12. YnaKi – “Tinataktak ko lang po yung bulalo niya!”
13. Dongster/Migui – “Tinikman ko lang naman yung “pancit” ni yaya, kasi sabi ni daddy masarap daw!”
14. Dru – “Tutal, nandyan ka na rin lang, pick up that soap na and let’s get this over with.”
15. Dongster – “ma…sowtwowt akow kyaw sinubow kwow…”
16. Loipogi – “Pinapasalat lang niya yung peklat niya!”
17. SPY Shadow – “Hon, umiinit siya eh, kaya ko lang pinasok yung ‘thermometer’ sa kanya!”
18. Espeks – “Diba sabi nung kanta, you gotta lick it, before you kick it?”
19. Dubin of Pasay – My friend told his mom when he got caught doing “self-love”: “Pagod ako.”
20. Altis – “Sabi kasi ng doctor I need more protein in my diet.”
21. Joltino – “But there’s no school anymore! I can stay ‘up’ all night!”
22. LOipogi – “Mare, it’s not what you think! Naglalaro lang kami ni pare ng pulis-pulis! Tututukan niya ako, tapos tututukan ko siya, tapos sabay kaming magpapaputok.”
23. Joeshred – “Ma, I’m just checking kung ano ang mas madulas: olive oil, butter or margarine.”
24. Tuna Belly – “Sabi kasi sa instructions: Shake well before using!”