
Fantasies usually stay inside our heads. And they hide from view for a very good reason. Some are harmless — like winning the lotto, or ending up with a celebrity, but some are nothing short of incendiary. Those are the ones we were looking for that day. And I think we found them…
March 11, 2008 → The Top Ten Secret Fantasies
- No name – My first love didn’t become my boyfriend. Now we’re both happily married to different people and with kids. Sometimes, I can’t help thinking, what if our spouses died and we both ended up together?
- TReiz – I would tie a nurse up and tickle her till she passes out, then play board games with her after she wakes up.
- Myckle Mouse – When I was young I wanted to be Manilyn Reynes so I can sing “Mr. Disco” and “Sayang na Sayang” while my sister died of envy.
- Maximo – That my tongue is so long that I can lick my forehead. For sure, girls will never forget me.
- Cherry – Me and my friend Sandy are both married. But I sometimes fantasize about having a one night stand with her.
- Cutiepie – I want to know how it feels to kiss a married guy.
- Frenchboy – “Sleeping” with my girlfriend and her hot sister in one bed…if u know what I mean.
- Slimpywickedinstilettos – To give my guy a type of “job” while he’s driving along NLEX at midnight.
- Curt Smith – (I hope my wife hears this) To go “brokeback” with my beloved honeybutt.
- Loipogi – My fantasy? That whenever I lie, my “pet snake” would grow by a centimeter.
- Honeylove – To get paid spending someone else’s money.
- Mulangot – How it would feel to wear high heels.
- Qlaivie – I’d rather have my best friend be gay with another man, than be straight with another girl.
- Joeshred – To double team my crush with my clone.
- Tani – To be the wife of the gay son of a rich Chinese business man.
- Gray – To be locked up in a mall overnight and to have access to all the stores.
- Kobe Kong – To experience multiple “meaningful overnight relationships”.
- SPY Shadow – To breathe like a fish and swim in an ocean that tastes like chocolate.
- Joeshred/Jedi Master – To become a panty liner.
- Maximo – My secret fantasy is to have the powers of both Lastikman & Iron Man – yun bang puwede kang magpahaba, pero parang bakal pa din ang tigas.

