The Best And The Rest 30

Fantasies usually stay inside our heads. And they hide from view for a very good reason. Some are harmless — like winning the lotto, or ending up with a celebrity, but some are nothing short of incendiary. Those are the ones we were looking for that day. And I think we found them…

March 11, 2008 → The Top Ten Secret Fantasies

1. No name – My first love didn’t become my boyfriend. Now we’re both happily married to different people and with kids. Sometimes, I can’t help thinking, what if our spouses died and we both ended up together?
2. TReiz – I would tie a nurse up and tickle her till she passes out, then play board games with her after she wakes up.
3. Myckle Mouse – When I was young I wanted to be Manilyn Reynes so I can sing “Mr. Disco” and “Sayang na Sayang” while my sister died of envy.
4. Maximo – That my tongue is so long that I can lick my forehead. For sure, girls will never forget me.
5. Cherry – Me and my friend Sandy are both married. But I sometimes fantasize about having a one night stand with her.
6. Cutiepie – I want to know how it feels to kiss a married guy.
7. Frenchboy – “Sleeping” with my girlfriend and her hot sister in one bed…if u know what I mean.
8. Slimpywickedinstilettos – To give my guy a type of “job” while he’s driving along NLEX at midnight.
9. Curt Smith – (I hope my wife hears this) To go “brokeback” with my beloved honeybutt.
10. Loipogi – My fantasy? That whenever I lie, my “pet snake” would grow by a centimeter.
11. Honeylove – To get paid spending someone else’s money.
12. Mulangot – How it would feel to wear high heels.
13. Qlaivie – I’d rather have my best friend be gay with another man, than be straight with another girl.
14. Joeshred – To double team my crush with my clone.
15. Tani – To be the wife of the gay son of a rich Chinese business man.
16. Gray – To be locked up in a mall overnight and to have access to all the stores.
17. Kobe Kong – To experience multiple “meaningful overnight relationships”.
18. SPY Shadow – To breathe like a fish and swim in an ocean that tastes like chocolate.
19. Joeshred/Jedi Master – To become a panty liner.
20. Maximo – My secret fantasy is to have the powers of both Lastikman & Iron Man – yun bang puwede kang magpahaba, pero parang bakal pa din ang tigas.