They say that all kinds of fears are based on the uncertainty of the unknown. We fear death because we don’t know what lies beyond. We fear deep waters because we don’t know what lurks underneath. We fear speaking in public because we are not privy to what our audience is actually thinking about us. So the fear of darkness is a primal one because we have no idea what malicious demons and venomous creatures lie in wait, ready to pounce on an unsuspecting victim. When in fact, more often than not, most of what plagues us, we made up ourselves.
February 25, 2008 → The Top Ten Things You Don’t Want To Hear In The Dark
- Elmer/Hanazawa Rui – “Koya, backdoor yan! Backdooooor!!!”
- Tata – “Naaalala mo pa ba nung buhay pa si Lolo, mahilig siyang manakot kapag brownout…”
- Bien – “Hon, ok na…asan ba yung pamunas?”
- Doc Jen, PGH – While alone in a dark morgue you hear: “Musta na, doc? Gusto mong sumama sa ‘kin?”
- Kikay – “Sinabi na ngang hindi ko kamay yang hawak mo eh!!!”
- devil_laugh – “Diba sabi ko sa ‘yo, ‘wag kang makipag-breakup sa boyfriend mong taga-meralco?”
- Boy Baklush – “Luluhod na ba ko…?”
- Atoy – A small, unfamiliar voice says: “Yari ka ngayon…”
- Vi -”Hon, bakit amoy lupa ka, at bakit ang lamig ng kamay mo?”
- Dion – “Maganda ka pala pag madilim.”
- YñaKì – In a dark alley, you don’t want to hear, “Pssst…Pare…gusto mo ng panandaliang aliw?”
- Cheyenne: -”Uhm…hon, hon, hita ko palang yan…”
- H – “Gusto mo brokebackin ko yang mountain mo?”
- Atoy – “Wag kang gagalaw…si tutoy ko yan…naghahanap ng garahe…”
- YñaKì – “Pare, turn around if you wanna see my ‘glow-in-the-dark’ condom…”
- Ice_wolf – “Sir, that’s not the doorknob your holding, but you’re definitely knocking on heaven’s door.”
- Anapot – “I can see you…”
- Artiste/Vi – “Mommy, anong ginagawa niyo ni Ninong?”
- Suplado rin/Treiz – “Holdap ba to? Bakit mo ko tinututukan?”
- Rachel – “PLEASE tell me this is your pinky…”
- Arjay/Keysi – “Heto na ko, si Sadako! Ang buhok ko tinatakpan ang mukha ko, except one eye! Nakakatakot!!! Naglalakad ako, na parang bali-bali ang mga buto ko! Nakakanginig!!!”
- Roni – “Hindi microphone yan, stick of joy, este, joystick ko yan…”
- No name – “Pare…please…para mo nang awa…pa-hug…”
- Rachel – “Sinong kausap mo diyan, eh nandito ko sa kabila?”
- Rascal – “Laro tayo ng game. Hawakan mo ‘to, tapos pag nahulaan mo, ididikit ko sa yo…”
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